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Loose Lips Sink Ships All the Damn Time

Summary:

chatfic crossover between TOH and TTS

Title from I Know Places by Taylor Swift

Notes:

This is from a very similar AU as my first fic. All you really need to know is that Hunter, Camila, and Vee moved to Corona and Hunter made friends with Varian.

I do not own the franchise or characters of either TTS or TOH.

Hunter: FLOWERlover --> FLOWER_is_a_bitch
Varian: *alchemichal*
Luz: glyph_gurl
Cassandra: moon_moon
Rapunzel: sun_sun
Eugene: sun_sun_lover
Gus: ILLUSION_MASTER
Mattholomule: gey_boi
Amity: gey_gurl
Camila: the#1mami
Vee: hot_cococo
Masha: I_like_hot_cococo
Willow: FLOWER
Eda: owl_bitch
Raine: museec_bitch
Lilith: lalalalilith
Steve: sbeve
Hooty: HOOTIAMFROMURNIGHTMARES

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Family is Forever (For Now)

Notes:

This is from a very similar AU as my first fic. All you really need to know is that Hunter, Camila, and Vee moved to Corona and Hunter made friends with Varian.

I do not own the franchise or characters of either TTS or TOH.

Hunter: FLOWERlover --> FLOWER_is_a_bitch
Varian: *alchemichal* --> goggles
Hugo: pretty_boi
Luz: glyph_gurl
Cassandra: moon_moon
Rapunzel: sun_sun
Eugene: sun_sun_lover
Gus: ILLUSION_MASTER
Mattholomule: gey_boi
Amity: gey_gurl
Camila: the#1mami
Vee: hot_cococo
Masha: I_like_hot_cococo
Willow: FLOWER
Eda: owl_bitch
Raine: museec_bitch
Lilith: lalalalilith
Steve: sbeve
Hooty: HOOTIAMFROMURNIGHTMARES

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

FLOWERlover added Varian Solaris, Rapunzel Solaris, and Eugene Fitzherbert to DE BI GC

FLOWERlover changed 3 display names

*alchemical*: hi guyz

*alchemical*: @FLOWERlover gave us phones.

*alchemical*: as a man of SCIENCE i do not know whether to be impressed or shocked.

*alchemical*: ive decided. i will be both.

*alchemical*: ive transmogrified a phone to cassie.

*alchemical* added Cassandra Gothel to DE BI GC

*alchemical* changed 1 display name

sun_sun_lover: CASSANDRA?

sun_sun_lover: ww she lets u call her cassie?

sun_sun: cassan

*alchemical*: raps

*alchemical*: raps im sorry

*alchemical*: raps im so sorry i shouldnt have added her

*alchemical*: raps ill take her off now

*alchemical*: raps im so so so sorry

*alchemical*: raps i

*alchemical*: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiopk;:OOOOOOTJ 5555553ew

FLOWERlover: vari u ok?

moon_moon: What is the meaning of this?

moon_moon has been removed from DE BI GC

glyph_gurl: what did i just walik in on

sun_sun_lover: both of them need a

sun_sun_lover: break

FLOWER: hun who are these people

FLOWER: i thought u said long distance would work and you wouldnt cheat

FLOWERlover: ofc! im not cheating

FLOWERlover: didnt i tell u about vari, raps, and eugie?

sun_sun: EUGIE

sun_sun: LMFAO

sun_sun_lover: nooooooo

*alchemical*: ww

*alchemical*: wait

*alchemical* EUGIE

glyph_gurl: lemmie guess

glyph_gurl: ur therapy friends

FLOWERlover: yea

lalalalilith: oh hi varian

FLOWERlover: ww

lalalalilith: i met him and his sister at the party

lalalalilith: yk the one that me eda steve raine hooty and cams hosted

the#1mami: dont call me cams in front of the kids lily

owl_bitch: aww, why? i refer to raine as rainey bo bainey dearest in front of the kids all the time!

the#1mami: the word choice of 'refer to' gives me a feeling they dont know

glyph_gurl: @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch @museec_bitch

museec_bitch: wut

sun_sun_lover: raine eda calls you 'rainey bo bainey dearest' to the kids lmfao

sun_sun: hunter calls u eugie so ur 1 2 talk

museec_bitch: LMFAOOOOOOO

*alchemical*: so hunts r we on 4 2nite

FLOWERlover: yea

FLOWER: so u r cheating

FLOWER: u kno wut, ok. go ahaid and get with nerd science boy. im sure he's got a face almost as scarred and ugly as urs. honestly it would be so much better so maybe they could teach u some makeup tricks to hide those ugly af scars. u really need to hide them better. i have to close my eyes every time im even near you and ur scars make me want to barf.

FLOWERlover has changed 1 display name

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: my new display name says enough

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: i mean

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: really?

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: you would go there?

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: thats lower than low i mean i got those scars when be

glyph_gurl: vee go check on hunter

glyph_gurl: NOW VEE

hot_cococo: ok

glyph_gurl: willow i cannot believe you

glyph_gurl: you actually fucking thought that it was ok to go there

glyph_gurl: wow

glyph_gurl: i thought u cared at least 1 ounce for him

glyph_gurl: but no u were just a controlling fucking bitch

glyph_gurl: i cant believe we used to be friends

ILLUSION_MASTER: honestly same

ILLUSION_MASTER: like u werent there in that hall clearly

ILLUSION_MASTER: i was

ILLUSION_MASTER: let me tell you that just from seeing his face when he thought belos was there

ILLUSION_MASTER: i can tell u that belos was the worst person in his life

ILLUSION_MASTER: was

ILLUSION_MASTER: u r now

ILLUSION_MASTER: good gob ur worse than fucking belos

ILLUSION_MASTER: give the bitch a fucking medal

*alchemical*: u wanna know what we were on for

*alchemical*: i was gonna make him some fireworks so he could come back to the bi and take u on the

*alchemical*: wait for it

*alchemical*: his words not mine

*alchemical*: most perfect 17th birthday date in the history of the bi

*alchemical*: not anymore

*alchemical*: honestly what did u think we were on 4

*alchemical*: a date

*alchemical*: nice try

*alchemical*: but

*alchemical*: im

*alchemical*: kinda

*alchemical*: fucking

*alchemical*: TAKEN.

*alchemical* added Hugo Doneson to DE BI GC

*alchemical* changed 1 display name

pretty_boi: this seems heated imma come back l8r but first

pretty_boi changed 1 display name

1 person has gone offline

goggles: aw come on

gey_boi: damn thats a good way of coming out

gey_boi: i want it

gey_boi: shit im already out

gey_boi: i mean srysly tho willow that was uncalled for

gey_boi: kinda a bitch move

FLOWER: who the fuck asked u matty? i thought only the strong could survive and ur the weakest of the weak

ILLUSION_MASTER: oh no you fucking didnt

ILLUSION_MASTER: NEVER TALK TO MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND THAT WAY EVER A-FUCKING-GAIN!

gey_boi: im ur boyfren?

ILLUSION_MASTER: uh

gey_boi: yey! i have a boyfren gayzzzzzz

FLOWER: ew im not fucking gay

gay_gurl: ok wtf willow that was just plain homophobia.

gay_gurl: get out.

FLOWER_is_a_bitch: yea

goggles: yea

pretty_boi: yea

glyph_gurl: yea

sun_sun : yea

sun_sun_lover: yea

ILLUSION_MASTER: yea

gey_boi: yea

the#1mami: yea

hot_cococo: yea

owl_bitch: yea

museec_bitch: yea

Llalalalilith: yea

14 people have gone offline

FLOWER: im leaving.

FLOWER has left DE BI GC

Notes:

ok that was... unexpectedly long, sorry

6k words.

wow.