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[ Space Nacho’s Space Ship ]
[ Three suspiciously chip-shaped aliens are processing something. Then an alarm goes off as their ship is hit. It fades into the silly little place our main guys are at. ]
“ Warning! Incoming unidentified flying snack! ”
( Churros from space!
Churros from space!
Churros from space!
They're falling from the sky
And they're headed for your face! )
[ The main three exit the underground area before Timmy gets hit straight in the face, a Churro being shoved in his mouth. He gets up after a moment, holding the partially eaten Churro. He also seems to have chipped a tooth. ]
Delicious sticks of dough are falling out of the sky!
They're cinnamon and sugary and oh-so-lightly-fried!
[ As Timmy is describing, he seems to start drooling before falling flat on his face. ]
Shooting through the atmosphere from somewhere beyond!
[ A Churro falls from the sky, hitting TL, who’s in his storm cloud, straight in the eye before bouncing down and landing in Timmy’s hand. As he catches it. ]
Each one a supersonic,—
[ Timmy flips his helmet around, entering his ‘Awesome Mode!’. ]
—donut-tasting magic wand!
[ The screen fades into white. ]
(Churros, churros!) Crashing in the streets!
[ A few Churraliens pass by before the screen pans down to a cyan shirted kid eating one of the Churros as one slams into the street, leaving a hole. ]
(Churros, churros!) More than you can eat!
[ A Churralien passes by The Gorger and Dr.Slurp before passing by again to reveal Gorger with a mouthful of Churros. Oops. ]
(Churros, churros!) You've gotta listen to me!
Watch out for unidentified flying treats!
[ Timmy grabs the shirt of a fast food worker ( forgive me, I dunno the citizens names.. ), teeth going sharp as he explains before holding a Churro up at Itzel. ]
Oh, they smell so delicious! (So delicious)
[ Timmy once again starts drooling over the treat, grabbing it with an almost insane look on his face. He snaps out of it, glancing at Tacobot 3000. ]
But they'rе possibly vicious! (Possibly vicious)
[ Timmy points at the sky, clearly panicked. ]
People, run for your lives! (Run, run, run, run)
[ Timmy gets on Tacobot 3000, waving his arms around as his teeth get sharp again. There’s then three scenes of Tacobot 3000 getting people to run before it gets to Itzel, who shakes her head and stays. ]
Oh, we can defeat them! (We can defeat them)
[ Timmy grasps onto his helmet, looking up before holding a fist up, excitedly. His teeth are noticeably very sharp now. Itzel grins and puts her fists up at the same time Tacobot 3000 puts his claws up. ]
We may have to eat them! (Eat-eat-eat them)
[ Timmy takes out two handfuls of Churros from behind his back, grinning. Itzel and Tacobot 3000 look at each other, clearly confused. ]
To survive!
[ Timmy pops up between the two, still holding the handfuls. He then throws them everywhere, grabbing his helmet. His glasses flash several colors before he doubles over, out of frame. He comes back looking similar to the Churraliens. His helmet is a more purple-ish color with triangle-shaped green glasses. The straps look more like Churros as well. Somehow, his clothes have also changed to a teal color and he looks more.. Gray. ]
[ Timmy pops up near Itzel, making a noise similar to what rock artists do in songs, making her fall to the ground. She looks up to see the other citizens also turned into Churralien-like creatures. She covers her eyes, clearly scared, before being picked up by Tacobot 3000, who’s just a head now. ]
“ Alert! Alert! Cinnamon and sugar overload! ”
[ Itzel gets thrown onto Tacobot 3000’s head before they zoom away. The screen fades to Timmy on the Big Ben’s clock hands. ]
Churros over London (Churros)
[ The screen zooms out to show Churros falling over London, like he said. ]
Churros over New York City (Churros)
[ A Churralien passes by, changing the scene to Timmy swinging around the Empire State Building’s pole. It again zooms out to show the rest of New York City. ]
Churros over Sydney (Churros)
[ The scene changes to Timmy grinning before it zooms out to show him on top of the Sydney Opera House. He then gets picked up by a Churralien ship. ]
Can you resist the taste? (Churros from space)
Churros over Tokyo (Churros)
Buenos Aires and Oslo (Churros)
Churros over Mexico City (Churros)
[ During this segment, Timmy and the Churralien fly over cartoonish versions of the places he’s talking about before stopping front of the camera. ]
They're headed right for your face! (Churros from space)
[ Timmy and the Churralien zoom up as a Churro slams into the camera, clearly cracking it. It zooms out to show the news reporter from the other videos talking about what's happening. A few of the texts on the reports are as followed: “ CHURRALIENS TAKE OVER !! YEEEHAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”, “ CHURROS FROM SPACE ?? THAT’S RIGHT !! EAT THEM !!! Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. ”, and “ WHO IS THE CHURRALIEN CAPTAIN? LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR NEW LEADER @ 8pm PST !!!!!!!! ” ]
Churros from space!
Churros from space!
Churros from space!
They're falling from the sky
And they're headed for your face!
[ During this segment it shows the other civilians of the town, including Bomber and A.T, as Churaliens. ..Bomber looks the exact same and still happy as ever while A.T looks very confused. Snatch passes by and it transitions to Itzel still on Tacobot 3000’s head as they fly by. A Churalien then flies down in its ship, snatching Itzel off of Tacobot 3000 and hitting the bot into the crowd of infected people, taking Itzel away. ]
[ Tacobot 3000 is now being, what I can only describe as, basically eaten by the infected civilians. ]
“ Too… much… yummy… ”
[ Fade to black and a TO BE CONTINUED appears. ]