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1. Static and Lip Gloss by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor & Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Makeover
   • Gossip
   • Friendship
   • Developing Relationship
   • Sleepovers
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Velvette and Al being besties
   • and doing Als makeup in the process
   • and gossiping about vox
   • and how they're clearly in love
   • Whoops who said that
   • just a silly little fic
   • i want velvette and al to be besties so bad

   Summary

   Velvette stared. Then:
   “…You are so weird. I love it.”

   She straightened, clapped her hands once, decision made.

   “Okay, since you're stuck here and I’m awake and bored and dehydrated? We’re hanging out.”

   Alastor perked.
   “Hanging… out?”

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   English

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