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See, my pretty little titties
So ya wanna see then then?
You look like you are itching to do so. You really are, drooling there like you are! And I can’t really blame you for wanting to either. To have a wee look-see.
As they are quite gorgeous, adorned by rings there on top of it all. Like icing on baked goods. So very, very pretty if I do say so myself. But then again, others have said it too. Getting compliments all the time.
And yes, it’s true I might be slim and a tall and all those coveted things most humanoids desire to have for themselves. But getting these, muscular nubby things in all the right places, like my pecs or these, pretty titties, like my fans like them to call.
As I am rather proud of them after all the work put into growing these, juicy fruits ready to be… gummed? And when out there running amok in the heat of the battles, well, growing my muscles is certainly a thing.
If you were to ask me real nice like, I would straight out put on a show. As I really like them to show off, liking the admiration I get. Maybe even do a we twirl and dance and spin, strip a bit more too, it’s really not a sin. To show what the Force and the Makers us with adorned.
Now sit down enjoy the show! As it’s about to go on, having decided you all deserve it. Like none other ever seen before! As this very skilled sniper will let you have a sneak peek at what exist being the scope of the blasters hold.
And just for the record, were anyone to ask, this never really happened, as I am a very private person. A surly sniper at best and this, all of this, was made out in a good old fashioned jest.