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》BLUELOCK Business Activities Announcements
Ego Jinpachi: 520 event, brats @everyone
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖520 Marketing Event Full Plan]
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group A (Nagi & Reo)] @Nagi Seishiro @Mikage Reo
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group B (Chigiri & Kunigami)] @Chigiri Hyoma @Kunigami Rensuke
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group C (Karasu Tabito & Hiori)] @Hiori Yo @Karasu Tabito
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group D (Otoya Eita & Yukimiya)] @Otoya Eita @Yukimiya Kenyu
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group E (Itoshi Rin & Itoshi Sae)] @Itoshi Rin
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group F (Kurona & Bachira)] @Kurona Ranze @Bachira Meguru
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group G (Aiku & Sendou)] @Oliver Aiku @Sendou Shuto
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group H (Barou & Niko)] @Barou Shouei @Niko Ikki
Ego Jinpachi: [File‖Group Germany (Kaiser & Ness)] @Michael Kaiser @Alexis Ness
Chigiri Hyoma: Blue Lock playing a link game??? You guys are SERIOUSLY trying to kill us huh
Chigiri Hyoma recalled a message
Chigiri Hyoma: Where's Isagi?
Ego Jinpachi: @Isagi Yoichi Pick a group or talk to me if u have other plans.
Isagi Yoichi: Copy! @Ego Jinpachi
》Isagi fantasization group (No Isagi allow)
Red Panther: [Pic‖520 Group Division] Blue Lock playing a link game??? You guys are SERIOUSLY trying to kill us huh [Red Panther rolling eyes]
Crow: I legit thought u were gonna bite Ego's head off [Crow grabbing popcorn]
Red Panther: @Crow U wish, y don't u do it
Not A Ship Bait: AAAAA not this again [Purple Shiba scream]
Not A Ship Bait: I see white ghosts in my sleep
.: -x- My bad?
Not A Ship Bait: Not blaming u but can't u do something??!! Like stay out of my radius!
Red Panther: omg pls no
Red Panther: I ain't dragging him to meals @Not A Ship Bait Better u suffer 4 the greater good
Not A Ship Bait: Hey! [Purple Shiba fury]
Ninja Bang Bang: Such a loving Manshine trio [Weasel cries, Weasel faking]
My Little Thief: Shouldn't u be used to it by now@Not A Ship Bait
Isagod: Besides last time Reo kept distance between him and Nagi, didn't the fandom say it was bec they were secretly married?
Crow: Just take the Lable, n i'll take Isagi
Not A Ship Bait: [Purple Shiba grapples with Crow] F off!!!
SheepBaa: @Crow Who said u could touch Isagi? [Sheep smile]
Ninja Bang Bang: Wait, y am I here?
Ninja Bang Bang: [Weasel points at itself confused] Me, ship selling?...... I gotta do it?
Not A Ship Bait: IT'S UR TURN NOW
Ninja Bang Bang: [Weasel scared] I only wanna get close to girls… and Isagi!
Ninja Bang Bang: @Isagod Bro wat do? Bro... [Weasel sobs]
Isagod: Think I wanna?! We're cool but not that cool [Red Panda helpless]
Isagod: I'll go ask Isagi…
Red Panther: LMAOOOO forced pairing finally hits YOU, i'm laughing so HARD
Ninja Bang Bang: Wait, y I can't find Isagi in German buildanauliquevliydi
Plantary Hotline: EXILE! EXILE!
Kiyora Jin: legit just walked out of the training field n saw Kurona CHASING Otoya.
Red Panther: [Red Panther enjoy drama]
Crow: serves him right tbh with how many gossips he watches
Bee Boy: WHAT DID THEY PAIR ME WITH????? wasn't i supposed to be w/ Isagi??
.: they swapped u out cuz ur ship’s popularity too low
Bee Boy: oh SURE ur the popular one huh?? go get tied 2 Reo forever then [friendly -but-not-really Bee]
Not A Ship Bait: ??? that's straight-up evil!!!
.: ......
Plantary Hotline: i didn't WANT this either ok TT i really didn't
SheepBaa: @Plantary Hotline @Isagod sorry guys^^ today i'm NOT honoring our roommate bond bec Isagi MUST join my group.
Plantary Hotline: NO. NO!!
Bee Boy: ha? hiolin don't kid yourself. Ofc Isagi'll say yes 2 ME!
Otaku So What: ik BL would host events but NOT THIS KIND… can i pls take leave??i'm just a poor otaku preparing an nikosagi 520 event solo
Otaku So What: nothing against maid barou, but just THINKING abt ship-selling makes me wanna jump off the bl building
Barou Shouei: ? i'm annoyed i gotta skip TRAINING for this @Otaku So What
I'm SENDOU: [Pomeranian stunned] WHY AM I PAIRED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isagod: where's ur fan work i'll read it as yukisagi @Otaku So What
Otaku So What: u Yukisagi stan don't you dare to read a letter from my nikosagi fanwork!!! leave!!! LEAVE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! [longhair cat with axe ready to kill]
Red Panther: where's ur fan work i'll read it as chigisagi
Otaku So What: omg WRITE AND DRAW UR OWN FAN WORK stop stealing mine!!!!
.: [image share‖Nagisagi birthday 30h][image share‖Nagisagi 520 24h]
Bee Boy: ENOUGH we GET IT ur ship's popular STOP FLEXING IT
SheepBaa: hey~ group rule: NO flexing shipping popularity ok?Nagi that's not good^^ @Kunigami please handle~
Admin Kunigami retracted .'s message
.: u flexed ur 238 panel n nobody said shit -x- how petty
SheepBaa: that was JUST an OFFICIAL EDIT screenshot, not rule-breaking~ [sheep confused]
My Little Thief: our training schedule is INSANE... how do u find time 2 write n draw THIS MUCH @Otaku So What
My Little Thief: [screenshot‖Nikosagi 520 fanwork day teaser]
Otaku So What: ? HOW DID U FIND THAT
Otaku So What: DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE ITTTTTT [longhair black cat screaming]
Not A Ship Bait: oh so it's YOU huh. no wonder u keep ghosting my commission requests [sinister Purple Shiba]
Bee Boy: wow @Otaku So u got a side acc 2! wanna mutual? here's mine [account share‖"The destiny of the sprouts"]
Otaku So What: NOOO stay away we're RIVAL SHIPS stop keep ur ship away from mine!!!
SheepBaa: y'all so talented… unlike me, i only write lil fic [account share‖"Meet beyond the dreams", casually showing 200+ works]
Isagod: so THAT'S why u stare at ur tablets before sleep… writing fanworks huh
Plantary Hotline: i just LIKE Isagi… that's all… [shark blushing]
Not A Ship Bait: what if i say i got MONEY POWER?? how r u gonna respond [screenshot: pixiv plan][screenshot: crepe collab][screenshot: X artist DM][screenshot: business collab proposal]
.: Reo this is CHEATING -x-
Not A Ship Bait: otherwise HOW do i boost my Isagi ship in a losing battle huh [Purple Shiba punching Earth]
Ninja Bang Bang: who'd believe all those God-tier Reosagi fan works are literally COMMISSIONED BY REO LMFAO
Itoshi Sae: u guys got too much free time.
[Censored]: [video share‖Sae official → switch → "Logs for Blue Lock's ACE "]
Itoshi Sae: …?
Itoshi Sae: when did u see THAT.
Crow: oh so the roast-every-ship-except-SaeIsagi account was you. not even surprised [Crow rolling eyes]
SheepBaa: oh that acc trashed one of my fics too— oh so it was Sae-san? it's fine! really!! everyone's got their tastes~ [sheep smiling]
Plantary Hotline: nah ur totally mad abt it. totally.
SheepBaa: ^^……
Nanase: phew thank god i didn't get paired! now i can hang w/ Isagi after he's done yay!!
Not A Ship Bait: [Purple Shiba staring forever] ………
My Little Thief: @I'm SENDOU ngl ur last goal boosted ur popularity n dragged both of us into a forced shipping hell [odd-eye longhair cat despair]
I'm SENDOU: @Itoshi Sae bro can u DO something?? u're like a big deal at JFU right??
Itoshi Sae: @I'm SENDOU u think i didn't try? if i could i'd've canceled Group E project already.
I'm SENDOU: I'M BROKEN i don't wanna be a ship bait! y can't the popular ones double up instead!!! [Pomeranian in panic]
Ninja Bang Bang: [image share‖chaos outside Loki's office, Otoya selfie + peace sign bottom right] Rin went to protest irl
Otaku So What: figures, you're always the first one for the drama
My Little Thief: explains y Rin's quiet... he's out there doing an in-person protest lmao
Nanase: but like… Loki can't change the lineup tho
Tokimitsu Aoshi: yeah…
Tokimitsu Aoshi: he even said he's got an interview w/ Charles too
Red Panther: BL you've lost ur damn mind pairing THAT
Ninja Bang Bang: BL you've lost ur damn mind pairing THAT
Crow: BL you've lost ur damn mind pairing THAT
I'm SENDOU: BL you've lost ur damn mind pairing THAT
Itoshi Sae: BL you've lost ur damn mind pairing THAT
Crow: ?
Ninja Bang Bang: ?
My Little Thief: ?
Itoshi Sae: what? is it weird i don't wanna be paired w/ my little brother?
[Censored]: lmao Sae's literally said he likes Isagi more than once, but fans always twisted it into "Professional Courtesy" or "admiration", kinda funny
I'm SENDOU: ppl sayin Sae's doing "Professional Courtesy" r so delusional… has he EVER acted polite???
Itoshi Sae: ? @I'm SENDOU
SheepBaa: public opinion's a beast Sae-kun can't fight alone ^^ besides, you only met Isagi like less than half a day... so misunderstanding's normal
Itoshi Sae: @SheepBaa stop talking in that weird fake-polite tone. who's it for?
Isagod: anyway did anyone get Isagi's reply yet??
Bee Boy: NO!!! it's been THIRTEEN MINUTES who kidnapped my Isagi???
Plantary Hotline: no reply here either TT worried worried
Crow: @Ninja Bang Bang any updates
Ninja Bang Bang: if Isagi doesn't come to MY group i'll be forced 2 sell ship w/ Yuki… i REFUSE this life [Weasel crying]
Ninja Bang Bang: SO NO SHARING
Isagod: [Red Panda glasses cracking] did u guys even READ the plan i’m dying
Isagod: [screenshots: "shared hobby chat" / "accidental hand touch" / "Q&A leading into training camp arc" / "training camp arc script "]
Bee Boy: HUH??? WHAT THE—???
Plantary Hotline: I want a detailed interview abt me n Isagi... Not like this! no
SheepBaa: ……
Itoshi Sae: ？¿？
[Censored]: HAHAHA Yuki OUT
Isagod: but if Isagi joins MY group, i'll be safe!!!
Barou Shouei: what kinda damn script IS THIS
.: @Isagod Isagi's OURS
SheepBaa: just read it. i REFUSE to follow. i'd literally puke
Bee Boy: WAIT we got scripts now??? since when did i meet Kurona like THAT???
[screenshot‖"first meeting cute during the second selection - detailed settings"]
Otaku So What: Damn BLTV said ‘edit cut our interactions’... and it’s BLTV cut every mins Isagi having fun in Ubers... STOP WRITING FAKE SCENES!!! [longhair black cat raging]
Plantary Hotline: [shark backing away] annoying. annoying.
Red Panther: Isagi n i visit each other all the time! staff CUT ALL that!! then add FAKE storylines with me and Kunigami?? unbelievable!!!
Red Panther: @Kunigami hey u ok? found Isagi yet? i'm not doing a solo livestream bruh. ur silence's scary.
Red Panther: how's staff think this makes sense? i'm CLEARLY closer to Isagi—
Kunigami: still searching so shut up @Red Panther that stalker disappeared when ppl need him
Crow: @SheepBaa bruh i come back n ur sadist side's out. mask OFF.
SheepBaa: can't help it… just READING that script made me wanna apologize to Isagi TT
Isagod: i gotta repent too [Red Panda praying]
Plantary Hotline: repent repent…
Otaku So What: met Lorenzo while filing my complaint— dude said he's got an interview w/ Snuffy too
My Little Thief: BL staff officially lost in their little pairing world
Itoshi Rin: WHERE IS ISAGI YOICHI
[Censored]: Rin-chan most ppl here are ur romantic rivals, even if they know they ain't telling u lol
SheepBaa: why isn't Isagi replying… can't find him anywhere… u think that rumor's true? the one where Kaiser bonks ppl n kidnaps them?? [Sheep worried]
My Little Thief: more likely Ego shoved him into Kaiser's group for marketing purpose
SheepBaa: [Sheep with knife] impossible. how can Kaisagi be the best ship?? over my dead body.
Red Panther: if that's real i'm dragging Bachira n Four-Eyes to WAR
Itoshi Rin: he DARES
Bee Boy: not happening!! Lavinio just approved my request— i'm going to SAVE ISAGI
》Ness
Kaiser: [Forwarded file‖Group Germany (Kaiser & Ness)]
Kaiser: tl;dr
Ness: huh? sorry, gimme sec Kaiser! I’ll scan it 4 u
Ness: I just got outta the shower! checking now!!
Kaiser: where's Yoichi??
Typing...
Typing...
Typing...
Ness: just saw him leave while i was in the bathroom
Kaiser: u typed for THAT long??
Kaiser: check the groupchat— go after that clown RIGHT NOW
Kaiser: ...
Kaiser: I’m not being a protagnist of redemption arc n second chance romance... DISGUSTING
Ness: yes Kaiser got it!!!
Ness: n Kaiser u’r fine!! I never thought abt “make u pay” or sth like that!! That’s non-sense!!!
Kaiser: GO. N O W.
Ness: Ok!!!
》Isagi fantasization group (No Isagi allow)
Nanase: @everyone RED ALERT!!! just saw Ness sneaking around looking for someone in the Germany dorm!
SheepBaa: kill on sight [Sheep with knife]
My Little Thief: tbf kinda good news?? means Isagi didn't get forced into Kaiser+Ness group
I'm SENDOU: scared me half 2 death—
I'm SENDOU: turned a corner n nearly bumped into Rin, man looked like a walking horror movie. why is BL using "dim night lighting" in dorm hallways like it's Silent Hill??
Otaku So What: @Isagod @SheepBaa @PlantaryHotline when's the last time u actually SAW Isagi?? everyone's in Germany dorm yet somehow man vanished.
SheepBaa: last time i saw him was post-training... same for Yukimiya n Kurona i think?
Nanase: why's the cafeteria so loud rn
Ninja Bang Bang: [video share‖Kaiser, Rin, Nagi, and Barou face off in the Germany dorm hallway; Ness, Reo, and Niko yelling / mediating at side]
Ninja Bang Bang: [Weasel enjoying drama]
My Little Thief: holy shit wait for me i'm coming i gotta c this
Crow: [video share‖shot from outside the cafeteria doors, crowd of Blue Lock guys recording] so many ppl omg why's everyone watching
SheepBaa: are they fighting?? if not stop filming, post updates on Isagi not on this testosterone fest
I'm SENDOU: wait no something's off... how'd their argument go from "football skill" to "Isagi" so fast??
Itoshi Sae: Rin REALLY needs an "Understanding Feelings 101" course [soccer field, frawning Seagull looking at phone]
Isagod: ngl he's still saying "I'll kill Isagi" between sentences
Nanase: oh— oh my god— Isagi finally walked in TT the Germany dorm's about to explode
Isagod: Ego's probably watching the chaos smiling rn [Red Panda dead inside]
13 mins later
I'm SENDOU: EGO'S TOO DAMN SLY!!! he and Noa r paired w/ Isagi joining?? HOW IS THAT FAIR??
Itoshi Sae: ?
Bee Boy: [Bee dual-wielding knives]
SheepBaa: what scheming adults... get paired themselves n then use authority 2 snatch Isagi
Red Panther: PUNCHING this Blue Lock marketing group straight into the ground rn
I'm SENDOU: PUNCHING this Blue Lock marketing group straight into the ground rn
Isagod: PUNCHING this Blue Lock marketing group straight into the ground rn
Otaku So What: ......but when Isagi entered the cafeteria the two person he greeted was Barou n me. so yeah, we win