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Most People Look Both Ways. by Pizzabasedwaterthing
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
17 Nov 2025
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Summary
“I'm not dead, Andrea.” Miranda said. “And by all rights I should hang up on you, I should fire you–but since I can't be the last person you called before you do something to yourself, I'm going to ask you where you are one last time. And you will answer me.”
Andy laughed at that. A little hysterically. Like she was a danger to anyone.
“I'm at home. In non-fashion clothing, watching reruns on the couch. How about you?”
Miranda was silent again. “So you went home?”
“I've been at home.” Andy insisted. “That's what I'm saying.”
“I saw you this morning.”
“I saw you last Monday.” Andy said. “Before your 11am brunch with Irv. You were wearing this really nice white blouse, and then when the paramedics came, the blouse wasn't very nice anymore.”
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Miranda dies and Andy kinda loses it. In a funny sad way
