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“Hey, Deb? Where d’you keep your fur coats?”
“Ha! Like I’d tell you.”
“What? I’m just, ya know, trying to take an interest in your life! That’s what normal couples do, Debo-rah. Talk.”
“So you’re telling me you didn’t just read an article about fur farming last night and weren’t going to throw my belongings in the trash.”
“Mmmmnope. I mean, yes, exactly! No fur farm article reading going on here. None whatsoever.”
“Ava…”
“Uh-huh.”
“Ava.”
“… Alright, fine! I was gonna burn them.”
“I knew it. At least tell me it wasn’t PETA? Even you can’t stoop that low.”