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1. Smooth Criminal by curekepralssyndrome (orphan_account)

   Fandoms: Mass Effect  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Thane Krios/Female Shepard
   • Thane Krios
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Joker
   • Jeff "Joker" Moreau
   • SO
   • AU
   • lmaoo
   • This Is STUPID
   • but shepard is a burglar
   • like proffessional
   • and so is thane but he's also an assassin on the side
   • Hehehe
   • anyway
   • doesnt matter
   • just smut tbh
   • PWP
   • You're Welcome
   • Person A and Person B both trying to break into the same place on the same night by accident
   • also
   • never written a blow job before
   • fuck me right???? hahahahaha

   Summary

   Person A and Person B both trying to break into the same place on the same night by accident, only to be chased by the police upon meeting and having to hide in a closet/cupboard/safe together until they leave.

   I like this prompt a lot but im changing it a little, Thane is there to kill someone more in character tbh, and this is an au were shepard and joker are a burglar duo lmaoo Joker is tech support tbh also yes i know that title is terrible bUT IT MADE ME LAUGH

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   English

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   12,833

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   10/?

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   Kudos:

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