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1. Contracts and Chaos (or: How Dean Almost Died of PG-13 Trauma) by BitOfRedShirt

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel & Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Gabriel & Dean Winchester
   • Angel Dust & Dean Winchester
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Crossover
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Alcohol
   • Angel Dust Swears (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust Being Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Archangel Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Protective Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Gabriel (Supernatural) is Loki
   • Castiel and Gabriel are Siblings (Supernatural)
   • Gabriel Being Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Protective Dean Winchester
   • Dean Winchester is Not Heterosexual
   • Post-Hell Dean Winchester
   • Contracts
   • Comedy
   • Dark Comedy
   • Humor
   • Dark Humor
   • Glitter
   • Sparkle Chaos
   • Everyone Is Unhinged
   • cocktail recipe
   • No Beta
   • We Die Like Dean on a Tuesday

   Summary

   Loki (aka Gabriel) runs Casa Erotica. Val runs the porn industry in Hell. Contracts get signed, rules get broken, and Angel Dust flirts like it’s a survival tactic. Chaos ensues.

   Meanwhile, in the bunker, Dean Winchester discovers that some entertainment is best left… unwatched. Sugar, feathers, and absolutely no warning labels included.

   Rated M for Valentino.

   Series

   • Part 2 of One Hell, Two Hells, This Hell, That Hell (or: Oh, the Places Dean Will Scream)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,235

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   1/1

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