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Twisted SEKAI - a chatfic

Summary:

self indulgent as HELL chatfic for PJSK + TWST.

i love both, so i thought "what if i combined them"
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Kohane Azusawa: I like my housewarden :D

Lilia Vanrouge: I am glad (¯▿¯)

An Shiraishi: KOHANECHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lilia Vanrouge: This might rival Sebek.

Notes:

a list of which pjsk characters are in which dorm will be in the 2nd chapter!!! i hope yall enjoy

Chapter 1: new students midyear???

Chapter Text

Yuu has created a group.
Yuu added 22 members

Azul Ashengrotto: My, are we excluding our new students? How cruel.

Yuu: I FORGOT wait

 

Yuu added 20 members

 

Amia: WHAT IS UP PARTY PEOPLE

gloomurai: wtf

K: mizuki please tone it down
K: we only recently got here and im already overwhelmed as is..

Amia: My bad Kanadechan!! I’ll give u time to restttt

K: thank you

Azul Ashengrotto: Well, that's two aliases cleared up.

 

Yuu changed 2 nicknames

 

Mizuki: awww, boringgggg
Mizuki: enanans is so obvious too!! Wtfreak

Enanan: MIZUKI WHEN I GET YOU

 

Mizuki changed one nickname

 

Ena: Well.
Ena: That’s that..

Vil Schoenheit: Ah, my new juniors.
Vil Schoenheit: I cannot express the same familiarity for many others here, unfortunately.

Shizuku Hinomori: h

Lilia Vanrouge: She’s so educated…

Kalim Al-Asim: I hope our new student is here!!

Toya Aoyagi: ?

Jamil Viper: well he’s here

Akito Shinonome: What’s the point of this anyway
Akito Shinonome: We all go to the same school and some of us share dorms, why make a group like this?

Jamil Viper: I assume for the sake of easier communication.

Yuki: Hello, all. I would like to say that while this is nice, I would not like to be in a group that could distract me from my studies. Deepest apologies.

 

Yuki requested to leave the group.
Access Denied.

 

Yuki: ?

Emu Otori: GOOD WONDERHOY!!!

Leona Kingscholar: can i kick a student out of my dorm for being too energetic

Akito Shinonome: +1

Ena: This is why you weren’t the favourite Akito.

Akito Shinonome: AT LEAST DAD DIDN’T SAY I HAD NO TALENT????

Ena: .

 

Ena is offline.

 

Ruggie Bucchi: 🫢

Airi Momoi: akito what the hell why did you say that

Akito Shinonome: SHE WAS PISSING ME OFF

An Shiraishi: I’ll @ Kohane if you do that again

Akito Shinonome: WHAT THE HELL.

Silver: Ah, Kohane is the girl with twintails, yes? I believe she is in my dorm.

Lilia Vanrouge: Silver do you not have training soon

Silver: Ah.

 

Silver is offline.

 

Rui Kamishiro: Apparently my housewarden is an octopus.. I wonder if he has three hearts as well. :)

Tsukasa Tenma: RUI.

Rui Kamishiro: Ah, my dear Tsukasa. Hello.

Tsukasa Tenma: STOP CALLING ME THAT

Tsukasa Tenma: WE HAVE BEEN IN THIS WORLD FOR ONE DAY PLEASE DO NOT DISSECT PEOPLE ALREADY

Rui Kamishiro: Aw, that’s too bad. I was looking forward to it.

Azul Ashengrotto: I would prefer not to be dissected, if it means anything here.

Jade Leech: I believe he does have 3 hearts.

Azul Ashengrotto: Jade.

Rui Kamishiro: Oh? That’s quite interesting. I would love to know more.

Jade Leech: Of course. Would you like to join me in the lounge momentarily?

Rui Kamishiro: I’ll be there in 5. :)

 

Rui Kamishiro & Jade Leech are offline.

 

Kohane Azusawa: I like my housewarden :D

Lilia Vanrouge: I am glad (¯▿¯)

An Shiraishi: KOHANECHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lilia Vanrouge: This might rival Sebek.

Malleus Draconia: hel

Lilia Vanrouge: ?

Malleus Draconia: Hoe tupe

Kohane Azusawa: ..?

Yuki: I don’t believe that is appropriate language in a school chat…

Sebek Zigvolt: WAKA SAMA CAN SAY WHATEVER HE DESIRES

Lilia Vanrouge: Sebek.

 

Sebek Zigvolt is offline.

 

Floyd Leech: So many new students today even if its mid year.. I like the new girl in our dorm >.<

Ortho Shroud: Octavinelle received two new female students, correct? Which do you mean?

Floyd Leech: Clownfishie :3

An Shiraishi: ?

Floyd Leech: CLOWNFISHIEEEE

An Shiraishi: me??

Azul Ashengrotto: Floyd gives everyone nicknames based on marine life.

An Shiraishi: Oh, alright!!

Nene Kusanagi: 👀

Yuki: Hello, Kusanagi ^^

Nene Kusanagi: Ah, hello
Nene Kusanagi: Sorry, who is this one..? I’m not familiar with your alias

Yuki: Ah, of course.
Yuki: I’m Mafuyu Asahina, I previously attended Miyamasuzaka Girls, and I’m currently in Octavinelle dorm.

 

Azul Ashengrotto has changed one nickname

 

Mafuyu Asahina: Thank you, Ashengrotto.

Azul Ashengrotto: Please, there’s no need for such formalities. We’re classmates, are we not? You can call me by my first name, as with our fellow 2nd years.

Mafuyu Asahina: Ah.. Alright, thank you.

Minori Hanasato: I JUST TRIPPED IN THE MAZE

Tsukasa Tenma: HANASATO! I WILL FIND YOU AND AID YOU

Trey Clover: Ah, no need, Tsukasa. I’ll find her easily. Just give me a minute.

Minori Hanasato: Thank you treyyyy TwT

Haruka Kiritani: I’m with her, we got a bit lost on the way to the dorm.

Ace Trappola: newbies got lost lol

Deuce Spade: Ace, be nice. They only got here today. I’m sure this is disorienting for them.

Ace Trappola: youre such a goody two shoes sometimes juice im gonna throw rocks at you

Riddle Rosehearts: Refrain from that.

Ace Trappola: whatre you gonna do tell my mom??

Riddle Rosehearts: If you stone Spade it will be off with your head.

Ace Trappola: oms fine

Cater Diamond: Wowww, Acey. Setting a bad example for the new kids on their first day? They’re gonna think we’re all like you. #badrepfromace

Saki Tenma: I LIKE IT HERE!! I LIKE THE ROSES AND I LIKE THE MAZE ITS SO FUN!!!

Riddle Rosehearts: At least SOMEONE here has compliments before anything else.

Saki Tenma: ;3

Tsukasa Tenma: SAKI WHERE ARE YOU

Saki Tenma: In the dorms! I’m waiting to find out who I’m rooming with heheheh

Tsukasa Tenma: I WILL BE THERE POSTHASTE TO GET YOU ROOMED WITH ME

Trey Clover: Actually, since Saki is a first year, and you’re a second year, that’s not possible. Sorry, Tsukasa. We’ll have her rooming with the other girls, most likely, and you’ll be with another Heartslabyul student.

Tsukasa Tenma: OH OKAY
Tsukasa Tenma: CAN I CHECK ON HER
Tsukasa Tenma: ONCE PER HOUR

Trey Clover: …No..?
Trey Clover: I mean, she’ll already be accompanied, I don’t quite see the need.

Tsukasa Tenma: I SEE

 

Tsukasa Tenma is offline.

 

Ichika Hoshino: I’m so lost..

Silver: Can you describe your surroundings?

Ichika: A lot of sand. I was told to go to Scarabia, with Aoyagi-kun, but I got separated from him and the Vice/housewarden a bit ago.

Silver: Well, you are most definitely either in Scarabia or somehow in Octavinelle. Try looking for a large castle, that’s the Scarabia dorm.

Ichika Hoshino: Ah, I think I see a castle! Thank you, Silver!!

Silver: Of course. I should go now, I must train.

Ichika Hoshino: Alright!! Byebye ^^

Silver: Goodbye.

 

Silver is offline.

 

Ruggie Bucchi: ts pmo
Ruggie Bucchi: icl i dont wanna show the new students around broooo
Ruggie Bucchi: idc thyere new i need MONEY not babysitting

Jack Howl: I can take over.

Ruggie Bucchi: PLEASE DAWG
Ruggie Bucchi: I CANT DO TS MUCH LINGER
Ruggie Bucchi: MY INNER ALPHA IS SCREAMING

Leona Kingscholar: you have no inner alpha wheres my damn burger

Ruggie Bucchi: grrrrr….. my inner alpha is screaming at YOU….
Ruggie Bucchi: also u made me give the stupid frosh a tour can i hand the burger off to jack so i can do this

Leona Kingscholar: no

Ruggie Bucchi: UE 😭UEUE 😭UEUEUEUEUEUEUUE 💧😭

Leona Kingscholar: what the fuck

Honami Mochizuki: 😰

Leona Kingscholar: im not dealing with another one 💀

 

Leona Kingscholar is offline.

 

Honami Mochizuki: I quite like the architecture in my dorm ^^ It’s absolutely gorgeous!

Shiho Hinomori: oh right you got put in the same as Kohane right
Shiho Hinomori: Diasomething

Honami Mochizuki: Yes! Diasomnia ^^

Sebek Zigvolt: -Shiho Hinomori: Diasomething- HOW DARE YOU NOT REMEMBER THE GREAT NAME OF LORD MALLEUS’ DORM YOU INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN

Shiho Hinomori:????? damn ok my bad

Honami Mochizuki: Oh, Sebek! You’re in my year, yes? I hope we can get along!

Sebek Zigvolt: I HAVE DUTIES TO ATTEND TO.

 

Sebek Zigvolt is offline.

 

System changed 42 nicknames.

 

Wrote a page cursing out their parents: ?
Wrote a page cursing out their parents: Oh.

Went 2 weeks without sleep: ah..

Still insecure from a middle school insult: Oh!

uses extensions and says its natural: oh wowww
uses extensions and says its natural: LIES AND FALSEHOOD?!?!?!?

tax fraud: Oh, my.
tax fraud: Nevermind.

Killed a man: Oh?
Killed a man: It was an accident.

Has a dissociative disorder: huh?? whats goin on with everyones nicknames
Has a dissociative disorder: oh! i dont remember what that one means

Planned murder several times on their housewarden: A dissociative disorder is a mental health condition characterized by a loss of connection between a person's thoughts, memories, feelings, surroundings, behavior, and sense of identity. These disorders are often caused by chronic trauma and can involve symptoms like amnesia, identity confusion, and a feeling of detachment from oneself or the world. Common examples include dissociative amnesia, dissociative identity disorder, and depersonalization/derealization disorder.

Has a dissociative disorder: ohhh, ok, thank you!!
Has a dissociative disorder: haha i watched you write that one
Has a dissociative disorder: wait

Planned murder several times on their housewarden: Let us find out everyone else's nicknames before we get too into specifics.

Almost killed someone here multiple times: Oh?

The victim: WHAT
The victim: OH!

Literally owns disneyland: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Needs a robot to function: oh..!

Almost killed someone here multiple times: Well, these 3 I know. :)

The victim: ME AS WELL

 

Wrote a page cursing out their parents: This is quite interesting..

War Veteran: Indeed, but it is quite fun to guess. I assume most of these nicknames we know so far are the new students. You not included, I have a hunch on who you are.

Went to court: This is disrespectful to so many people. Having secrets forced out like this is quite unsettling, as well as how they got the information.. I can only wonder.

War Veteran: I have a new guess on the person I thought ‘Wrote a page cursing out their parents’ is.

Went to court: I’m quite offended you think I would do that. Whoever that is, they are truly a disgrace for that.

Wrote a page cursing out their parents: You didn’t have to live under my mother for years with my father out of the area for work, did you?
Wrote a page cursing out their parents: You weren’t guilt tripped at 5 years old because you wanted to shake the hand of an amusement park mascot and got separated from your mother.
Wrote a page cursing out their parents: You didn’t lose your entire personality for years because you wanted to fit into the image she had created for you.

Went to court: …
Went to court: I apologise. I did not know of your situation.

Wrote a page cursing out their parents: exactly. don’t act like you know someone you dont.

Forgot their fears and got stuck up a tree: I hope you are alright, whoever you are. Oppressive parents can be quite stifling to live under.
Forgot their fears and got stuck up a tree: Oh.

Only ate Lilia’s cooking for 10+ years: This is quite interesting.

War Veteran: It cannot be that bad.

The one selling drugs: did you survive @Only ate Lilia’s cooking for 10+ years

Only are Lilia’s cooking for 10+ years: Of course. I would not be here if I did not survive.

Slept with Malleus: is it stupid

Prays to a Malleus shrine daily: WHAT
Prays to a Malleus shrine daily: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY LIEGE

Has a pet snake but is the sweetest ever: Sebek,,?

Prays to a Malleus shrine daily: IT IS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IT IS NOT A SHRINE AND I DO NOT PRAY TO IT I SWEAR ON MY LIEGES HONOR

Slept with Malleus: first reveal and its SEBEK.

 

Yuu changed 1 nickname

 

Yuu HASNOSURNAME: out with the new nickname Sebek

Living Loudspeaker: HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME LIKE THAT

Slept with Leona: What si goingon

Living Loudspeaker: No……..

Only ate Lilia’s cooking for 10+ years: -video attachment of Sebek falling to his knees and yelling.-

Has a pet snake but is the sweetest ever: hes very loud

Threw a rock at a cancer patient: I thought I could hear him from all the way in Octavinelle..
Threw a rock at a cancer patient: HEY WAIT THIS ISNT TRUE I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD CANCER

The one selling drugs: LMFAO
The one selling drugs: @Killed a man BRO CHECK THIS OUT

Killed a man: Oh my. That one is quite interesting.

Played the tooth fairy for their siblings: I would hope you didn’t harm her too badly.

Threw a rock at a cancer patient: Hey how come yours is so calm

Played the tooth fairy for their siblings: I wrote them notes threatening them to brush their teeth.

Has a pet snake but is the sweetest ever: oh.. Thats still so sweet

Almost got choked out by Leona: giggling rn
Almost got choked out by Leona: not giggling anymore

“Addicted to the grind” and its an overworking problem: that leona guy scares me more now
“Addicted to the grind” and its an overworking problem: HEY IVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT

Still insecure from a middle school insult: LOSER

“Addicted to the grind” and its an overworking problem: AT LEAST IM NOT CAUGHT UP ON MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA STILL

War Veteran: ^Siblings. For sure.

“Addicted to the grind” and its an overworking problem: im gonna get you war veteran if your bones arent already cracking they will when im done with you

Only ate Lilia’s cooking for 10+ years: 🫢

War Veteran: Oh, my. Turn around, will you?

“Addicted to the grind” and its an overworking problem: there's nothing there

War Veteran: Like your brain (^▽^)

Failed 50+ auditions: OH MY GOD??

Magic History extra credit: Well then. This is interesting.
Magic History extra credit: .

Went to court: I surely hope that isn’t anyone underage. That would be quite disgusting. Either way it is, though.

Magic History extra credit: Wow ok so you think I’m ugly and you want me to die.

War Veteran: 🫢