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    You know when you’re already upset and everything starts pissing you off?

    “You brought those to Alaska?”

    “Whoops.” Hotch offers.

    It seems such a petty thing to be mad at: what someone else packed in their suitcase. Good thing JJ is about six miles past petty and doesn’t care how dumb it is. She’s feeling bitchy, and bratty — and now, thanks to those stupid fucking pants, horny. Not such an excellent combo. Now it’s all worse! JJ is mad at something stupid, and she knows she’s mad, and she knows it’s stupid! How dare he wear clothes he owns when she’s trying to be mad at him?

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    In a universe where the BAU is an established polycule, JJ is very mad at Hotch about work stuff. And Hotch? He's wearing his Sex Jeans.

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