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1. Welcome to Hell, Enjoy Your Stay! by SGerGero

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   01 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Characters
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Self-Insert
   • Musicals
   • Self-Insert is a Terrible Person
   • Asexual Character
   • Found Family
   • Fix-It of Sorts
   • We'll see what happens - Freeform
   • Minor Character Rewrites
   • because so many of the cast get done dirty
   • Original Songs
   • Hazbin Hotel is not a cartoon in this fic
   • It's just hell
   • Self-Insert is in Hell for a Reason
   • Canon-Typical Behavior

   Summary

   It’s a beautiful day outside! Birds are singing! Flowers are blooming! And on days like this, guys like me should be- OOPS!
   — WOAH!
   ——— OW!
   ————— AH!
   ——————— OW!
   ————————— SHIT!
   ——————————— FUCKING!
   ————————————— ASS!
   ———————————————
   —————————————————
   ———————————————————
   ————————————————————— OW!
   ——————————————————————— BALLS! THAT HURT! AH! Well… that could have gone a lot-
   *HONK HONK!*
   Oh, you gotta be fucking-

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,697

   Chapters:

   2/?

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