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1. Thorns and Roses for Dummies by Monochrome_Gray

   Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   07 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Feyre Archeron & Tamlin
   • Elain Archeron & Feyre Archeron & Nesta Archeron
   • Feyre Archeron & Lucien Vanserra
   • Feyre Archeron & Rhysand
   • Feyre Archeron
   • Nesta Archeron
   • Elain Archeron
   • Papa Archeron
   • Tamlin (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Lucien Vanserra
   • Alis (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • The Suriel (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Amarantha (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
   • Rewrite
   • ACoTaR Rewrite
   • exactly what it sounds like
   • SJM is genuinely good at certain genres but this is not it
   • that being said I have brainrot and needed a writing exercise- so here we are
   • this is just for funsies
   • hand to god- just my take
   • Feyre Archeron character study
   • Violence and Gore
   • inherently biased narrator
   • the curse actually has tangible effects I stand by the fact that the masks are stupid
   • if you're going to do beauty and the beast
   • then COMMIT
   • lucien is a brat (affectionate)
   • character justice for Tamlin
   • feyre may be a victim but that doesn't absolve her of being an asshole
   • lets not spend four books of retconning to make Nesta understood
   • character justice for Elain my fucking WORD
   • if you've ever had a moment because of Aslan this is the fic for you bestie

   Summary

   A trick of the eye- a fear mechanism of some kind. Nothing could be that big… nothing. No normal animal. Which meant it wasn't an animal at all- but a creature. A monster of the woods, prowling too far south for comfort. I couldn't help the shudder. Who knows what's lurking out there? Nesta's voice rattled in my ears like a drum.

   What had I done? I dropped the bow.

   Blood seeped into the knees of my trousers, and I think it was that that reproduced the soup from the pit forming in my stomach. Bile in my mouth- acid in my throat- a hot irony wash the same temperature as the ooze against my knees. A muscle twitched the moment I reached out- its paw was as big as my head- maybe more.

   I'd drawn my knife before I realized it was in my hand.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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