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1. Are You - Offering, Sir...? by ThePhantomQ

   Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c.  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Zohran Mamdani/Donald Trump
   • Zohran Mamdani
   • Donald Trump
   • Mentions of blow jobs
   • referenced Bill Clinton/Donald Trump
   • he gives the best blow jobs
   • the best etc
   • Awkward Flirting
   • to be clear Zohran is just awkwardly being flirted with and propositioned
   • it's up to you whether he took Trump on his offer or not

   Summary

   When Zohran Mamdani walked into the Oval Office, he’d been prepared for just about anything. Zohran expected Trump to give him that squinty-eyed look and call him a communist and a jihadist and all of the other things both the Democrats and Republicans had thrown at him during his campaign trail.

   He hadn’t been prepared for this.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   444

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   84

   Bookmarks:

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