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Would I lie to you? by UglyBeautiful for greenandyellowvelocity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Nov 2025
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Summary
“Lan Zhan -,” she says. Pauses.
He waits. She looks so pretty in the amber evening sunlight. Like a postcard.
“I think - you - we, should have - fun, while we’re apart, don’t you?”
Lan Zhan nods, frowning. He definitely thinks that. He would hate for her not to enjoy herself while he’s away.
“You know -,” she says, frowning now. “Experiment -. I -,” she stops, looking a little blank.
Lan Zhan nods, more vigorously, to reassure her. He’s going to have all sorts of new experiences, and he doesn’t want her to feel like she’s just waiting for him to get back, doing nothing. “Of course,” he says.
Lan Zhan goes abroad for a year on a foreign work placement to a farm in East Anglia. He finds a talking parrot, food and tea that does not agree with him, a cacophony of dogs and poultry, and Wei Ying. It's more romantic than it sounds and it's definitely pervier.