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Today's story takes place in a famous land of serene beauty, where the cherry blossoms falling down like dominoes paint the air of soft pink hues.
After a gentle rain, there was a peculiar fragance in the air, one typical of one place only: Japan. In the middle of the busy and frantic life of its capital city, in a highschool in the outskirts, a life-changing confontation was taking place.
"Bill-kun, Joe senpai..." Donny-chan said, looking sheepish and mortified at the same time, a gentle breeze ruffling his wheat-textured hair and moving his typical blue japanese school girl skirt.
"Donny-chan, stay behind me! This piece of shit is up to no good!!!" Bill-kun, his best best friend who was in the same class as him, exclaimed.
"How dare you..!" Joe Senpai snapped. Bill immediately answered with a punch aiming straight at Joe's face.
But, why is all of this happening?
Well, to answer this question we have to go back a couple years from this moment.
Two years ago, our protagonist Donny-chan was dating an ominous man.
His name was Elon Musk, and he managed to start dating Donny only because of the obsessive researches he did (with his family's money) on Donny's life to learn every single thing about him.
He courted (read: harassed) Donny for a couple of months and used all the tricks he had up his sleeve to conquer his heart.
Elon, at the beginning, presented himself as a caring and sweet guy, who surprisingly always knew what Donny needed at any time of the day. He somehow also always knew where he was and who he was with... but our little Donny, with his innocent, pure mind thought nothing of Elon's weird behavior, and instead found it endearing and justified it with a "He's just making sure I'm always safe..! He's so caring!!! Heeek >////<", when his friends showed concern for him.
Eventually they started dating.
Very soon, Elon revealed his true nature: possessive, controlling and emotionally abusive. Donny was unable to break up with him because he was too afraid of hurting Elon's feelings.
So, they stayed together for a year and a half. It was actually Elon who broke up with Donny, because he lost feelings for him and found a more interesting person to harass.
Donny couldn't bear to encounter the love of his life at school after they broke up, and so, he changed schools.
His new school had a long walkway adorned with sakura trees on its sides that led to a modest entrance attached to your typical Japanese high school, where students in seamless uniforms hurried to their next class, their footsteps echoing off the walls.
On his first day there he met Bill Clinton, Bill-kun, a very cool boy in his class who immediately caught his interest. He was a member of the basketball team, and was kinda popular. He obviously had a lot of girls and boys swooning over him.
Bill was sleeping the whole time Donny was introducing himself to the class, and this intrigued Donny. He was leaning against the window and the sun was glistening on him and his sleeping face looked so ethereal, that when he finally could go sit, he chose the place right next to Bill. He continued to look at his sleeping face from his desk and he started getting closer to him. But right when he was a hair of distance away from him, Bill woke up and called Donny a pervert for staring at a sleeping person's face while laughing at him, and Donny blushed.
They immediately hit it off and formed a very special bond. To Bill, Donny wasn't just a friend, he was his crush and he couldn't wait to make him his. He harbored such a fiering passion for him that he started sleeping around just so he could calm down the beast he had inside that told him to jump on Donny each time he saw him.
To Donny, Bill was a good guy and his best friend, but he still didn't know if he saw him as more than that. Surely, he enjoyed his time with him but he still wasn't ready for a romantic relationship.
A couple of months after he started his new life at that school and met Bill, he also met Joe senpai.
The way they met sounds like it came right out of a romance anime.
Donny was in the library and he was trying to reach for a book that was too high on the shelf. He even climbed up a chair to reach it, but he still wasn't tall enough. He tried to stand on his tiptoes on the chair, and he was almost reaching the book when a strong smell of sandalwood enveloped him from behind. The next thing he saw was a strong arm getting the book, and he felt a chiseled chest against his back. He turned around and blushed when he saw who was helping him out: it was the popular nonchalant and mysterious senpai who had all the girls of the school at his feet!
"Uhm... Hello..!" The senpai just replied with a nod. "C-can I have it back..?" Donny said while pointing at the book he wanted to read. It was a feminist book that Bill-kun recommended to him. "Come and get it yourself..." This cought Donny-chan off guard. He wasn't expecting Joe senpai to be such a tease!!!
Then, Joe grabbed his chin and raised it so he could stare right into his eyes and said "Shortie~" Donny was so surprised and he blushed even more at the flirtatious tone of the older boy. They continued to stare into each other's eyes for a long while before Donny moved to try and steal the book from Joe's hand who held it up high.
Seeing that he couldn't manage to get it, he got off the chair and, just as he was about to exit the library Joe grabbed his arm and stopped him from leaving and gave him the book "There you go, beautiful."
Donny blushed and went away while letting out a flustered "Hmph..!".
When he was finally far from Joe, he leaned against a locker and blushed so much that he looked like a tomato. He then proceded to fall to his knees, while still thinking about the cold senpai who seemed to have warmed up just for him. It was only when a teacher found him on his knees on the ground and asked him if everything was fine that he finally recomposed himself.
For six months, Donny managed to go out with both Bill-kun and Joe senpai without them ever meeting.
He attended Bill's basketball games to cheer him on and studied in the library with Joe after school.
Our Donny considered those platonic hangouts, but for both Bill and Joe those were romantic dates, and on every single one they deluded themselves that Donny also felt the same way.
What they didn't know though, was that they had a rival. They found out on a Friday afternoon after school.
They were both waiting for Donny to get out of school. The both of them didn't really mind the other much, until Donny came out of the school. He wore a confused face and didn't know who to run to first, so he just stood there and his eyes went from Bill to Joe, who, becoming aware of who Donny was looking at, finally looked at each other.
They both understood immediately the situation they were in, and glared at each other like they were two rabid animals competing for the last piece of meat left on earth. "What are you doing here?" Bill said almost growling. "No, what are YOU doing here?", replied Joe. Bill didn't relpy and they started glaring at each other.
Donny, who hated confrontations, immediately interrupted them and told them both that he suddenly wasn't feeling well and he ran away, with his short blue skirt moving in unison with his legs in the wind. Bill watched as Donny's silhouette disappeared and turned back to his right to take a good look at his now rival. He stared at his face and spit on the ground, while mantaining eye contact with him. Then, without waiting for his reaction, he walked away.
Bill and Joe, in the following months, avoided each other as much as possible. Even when they met in the hallways, they ignored each other. Donny, minding his own business, never worried himself over Bill and Joe's relationship.
It all came to a head on early spring day.
That day started as usual. Donny woke up late for school, and, because of this, he took a toast to eat along the way while he ran. He didn't even have time to tie the bow of his uniform, so he asked for help to Bill-kun. He accepted and got close to Donny. From a passerby's perspective, it looked like they were hugging or even kissing, but they really weren't.
Bill blushed at the thought of being caught doing that with his crush, while still tying Donny-chan's bow. When he finished, his hands lingered a bit more than necessary on Donny's collarbone.
Donny noticed his weird behavior and said "Hey Bill, is something wrong?".
Bill snapped out of his daze and replied "You know, Donny-chan... I-I've been thinking about our relationship for a while, and I realized that I... I actually see you as more t-than just a friend..."
Donny was shocked. He wasn't expecting Bill to have feelings for him. He always thought of their relationship as one of just friendship and mutual respect, but he was sad and surprised to find out that Bill wasn't thinking of it the same way.
Bill, taking his silence as approval to do more, leaned in and was about to kiss Donny, when he was suddenly pushed away by a third person. He fell to the ground.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" Roared a deep voice. It was Joe senpai.
"No, what the fuck do you think YOU are doing?! Can't you see that you are interrupting something???" "Oh yeah, what exactly am I interrupting? To me it looks like I'm stopping something that was happening without the other party's consent!" "What the hell do you mean by that? He was clearly into it! Right, Donny-chan?"
Donny, suddenly questioned, didn't know what to say, so he just called their names with an embarassed tone.
And this, dear readers, is where the story began.
After the punch, Donny let out a scream and ran to help Joe senpai up from the ground. Then, while glaring at them both and finally realizing that he ended up in a love triangle, he yelled "Stop it you two!!! I don't like either of you!!! I'm actually still in love with my ex and we are dating!!! I don't want to see any of you ever again!" and he added "And by the way, I could never like any of you! You're not my type, and I'm not yours either!!! I know what you two want: a bottom! And I'm not one! I'm a top and I even got my boyfriend pregnant!!!"
And then, he ran to the entrance of the school leaving Bill and Joe dumbfounded, where Elon, 6 or 7 months pregnant, was waiting for him with open arms and a knowing smirk.