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1. it's all in my head, but i want non-fiction by its_showtime

   Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Big Boss/Ocelot (Metal Gear)
   • Big Boss (Metal Gear)
   • Ocelot (Metal Gear)
   • Para-Medic (Metal Gear)
   • EVA (Metal Gear)
   • featuring bonus guest appearance from 1960s foreign policy! but im not telling you who it is!! have fun!
   • i guess technically also bb/eva but ????
   • they are situationshipping
   • whatever the term is for hooking up with your totally straight friend to prove that you are also totally straight but it turns out your both bi oops
   • Getting Together
   • Making Out
   • they're not good at communicating
   • Alcohol

   Summary

   "Really? Because if we don't count that as our first date, then it's the fundraiser party where we made out in your truck afterwards,” Adam said, smirking. “Which was then immediately followed by you throwing up on my shoes because you drank seven strawberry daiquiris to avoid talking to politicians.”
   John laughed, blushing a little. “It was eight strawberry daiquiris, you’re the one who gave me half of them, and that wasn’t why.”
   Adam raised one eyebrow. “Don’t be stupid, I saw you-”
   “You, uh, you looked really nice that night,” John said quietly. “And I kind of didn’t know how to handle it.”

   Series

   • Part 2 of make your own damn peace

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