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1. I Don't Recommend Trying This At Home by PeachyProject

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Work in Progress

   23 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Pandora Lovegood/Lily Evans Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Sirius Black
   • James Potter
   • Remus Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Severus Snape
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Past Suicide Attempts
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Self-Harm
   • James Potter Has Self-Esteem Issues
   • POV James Potter
   • Pansexual James Potter
   • Asexual Character
   • Anxiety Attacks
   • Panic Attacks
   • Major Character Injury

   Summary

   James hates living and is trying to find reasons to stay. A really bad attempt leads to Reggie admitting he's head over heels, and Sirius crashes out.
   James is a dance captain :)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,019

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   3

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