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Z-Team Social Media HR Nightmare

Summary:

Just a compilation of Z-Team social media posts that I've made! They originally get posted on reddit, but I'm throwing them up here as well for the Ao3 crowd.

Notes:

Hey everyone! You might've seen these on Reddit, I'm just cross-posting here for a different crowd. Something very simple and light-hearted while I work on finishing off other projects. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Z-Team are a HR Nightmare

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Horny @M4L3V0L4·Jun 1

Hey does anyone have the video of Flambae singing last night? I want that as a new ringtone?

Replies 7 · Reposts 14 · Likes 57

 

Robert R. @RobertRSDN · Jun 1

Video? Do I want to know?

Replies 7 · Reposts 1 · Likes 16

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 1

You all better delete that fucking video I swear to fucking god or I'll burn all your asses

Replies 6 · Reposts 27· Likes 9

 

PRISM @PrismOfficial · Jun 1

@Robertorobertoson bae got a bit too drunk and sang bohemian rhapsody but made it all about you

Replies 8 · Reposts 5 · Likes 114

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 1

Prism you better not fucking have that video I swear to god

Replies 3 · Reposts 2 · Likes 4

 

Horny @M4L3V0L4· Jun 1

"Robeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrt, oooOOoOooOooooo, I really meant to make you cryyyyyy becausefuckyoooou-"

Replies 5 · Reposts 2 · Likes 37

 

PRISM @PrismOfficial · Jun 1

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, roberto, roberto, shut the fuck up no one likes yoooou"

Replies 1 · Reposts 3 · Likes 32

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 1

I fucking hate this place

Replies 3 · Reposts 6 · Likes 42

 


 

Bat Boner @SonarVic · Jun 3

Everyone if you get a text from me randomly with a link in it PLEASE do not click that link. It's for your own good, just delete it.

Replies 7 · Reposts 14 · Likes 57

 

Bruno @golemguy· Jun 3

Wait, I got one. What happened?

Replies 7 · Reposts 0 · Likes 5

 

Horny @M4L3V0L4· Jun 3

You don't wanna click that, Sonar had a few too many nose beers and got blackmailed after exposing himself to an "up and coming Onlyfans model",

Replies 24 · Reposts 40 · Likes 213

 

Colm @PunchUp389 · Jun 3

Oooh now THIS I gotta see

Replies 1 · Reposts 0 · Likes 39

 

Colm @PunchUp389 · Jun 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Replies 0 · Reposts 0 · Likes 45

 

invisigal @invisibitch· Jun 3

wait so he's dm'ing his nudes to everyone? was he in bat mode or human mode? actually fuck it I gotta see this

Replies 6 · Reposts 6 · Likes 54

 

PRISM @PrismOfficial · Jun 3

HAHAHA BITCH YOU DUMB

Replies 6 · Reposts 4 · Likes 70 

 

Blonde Blazer @BlazerSDN · Jun 3

May I please remind you all that your profiles are public, and as such anything you say on here reflects on SDN as a company?

Replies 4 · Reposts 2 · Likes 7 

 


 

Waterboy! 🏊‍♀️ @hermycrab · Jun 5

Hello, c-can anyone suggest uhh - recommend a good place to have dinner? N-not by myself, but with a uh, a lady - well a friend, umm, lady friend?

Replies 9 · Reposts 1 · Likes 64

 

PRISM @PrismOfficial · Jun 5

bitch you got a DATE???!?

Replies 2 · Reposts 1 · Likes 6

 

Waterboy! 🏊‍♀️ @hermycrab · Jun 5

No, well uhh... maybe? I don't really know, I just want it to go well... whatever it is.

Replies 3 · Reposts 7 · Likes 10

 

Colm @PunchUp389 · Jun 5

Herm's got a fucking date?! I didn't know the lad had it in him.

Replies 7 · Reposts 5 · Likes 11

 

Horny @M4L3V0L4 · Jun 5

Take her to Crypto Bar. Flambae is still banned so he can't fuck it up for you. And good job buddy, proud of you.

Replies 3 · Reposts 2 · Likes 6

 

Coupé @hk2j3h5jkgh235jk · Jun 3

I know nothing and I'm already incredibly invested. I need details.

Replies 2 · Reposts 1 · Likes 9

 

invisigal @invisibitch · Jun 5

Don't you worry, I'll be there for every second of it

Replies 1 · Reposts 1 · Likes 10

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 5

Wait how the fuck does waterbitch have a date this weekend and I don't. I'm literally gorgeous and he's a breathing wet sponge. This world is fucked up.

Replies 1 · Reposts 0 · Likes 7 

 


 

Phenomaman @PhenomamanDTLA · Jun 6

Good evening everyone. This is a test message.

Replies 1 · Reposts 0 · Likes 7 

 

Phenomaman @PhenomamanDTLA · Jun 6

Test complete. Phenomamal.

Replies 0 · Reposts 0 · Likes 2

 

PRISM @PrismOfficial · Jun 6

test this ratio

Replies 1 · Reposts 4 · Likes 109 

 


 

 

Robert R. @RobertRSDN · Jun 8

Everyone, I am very happy to announce that today is Beef's birthday. There will be cake in the break room at 12.

Replies 12 · Reposts 17 · Likes 184

 

Chase @BlackEinstein · Jun 8

Happy Birthday Beef!

Replies 1 · Reposts 0 · Likes 5

 

invisigal @invisibitch · Jun 8

happy birthday!!!

Replies 1 · Reposts 1 · Likes 11

 

Blonde Blazer @BlazerSDN · Jun 8

Happy Birthday Beef!! You'll get plenty of extra snacks this evening. 😊

Replies 2 · Reposts 0 · Likes 4

 

invisigal @invisibitch · Jun 8

This evening? The fuck are you two up to??

Replies 7 · Reposts 1 · Likes 16

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 8

Fuck you robert

Replies 12 · Reposts 17 · Likes 184

 

FlamBAE @DoesNotBurn · Jun 8

But also happy birthday Beef, I love that little nugget

Replies 8 · Reposts 5 · Likes 11

 

Phenomaman @PhenomamanDTLA · Jun 8

Happy Birthday little one. Have a PHENOMAMAL day!

Replies 0 · Reposts 0· Likes 1