AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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"Victor, you ok?" Robert asked as he walked over.
"I thought about what others said today. When talking about Invisigal." He said solemnly.
Robert stops, and tenses.
"Well, I'm thinking about it too. But, what's up?"
"Did..." Victor began to rub his shoulder. "I cause her to get captured?"
"What do you mean?" Robert asked. Worried.
"I wanted to shut off your computer because I wanted to help more. All I did was silence a possible call for help."
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A "What-If" in which an act of kindness by Victor for Robert at the end of the party in EP6, ends up getting Invisigal captured by mercs hired by The Red Ring, and ends up costing them all dearly. However, one last rebellious act by Invisigal before her capture, and by sheer chance, gives them time and hope. The Pulse is still anyone's game, but first they must heal.Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
04 Mar 2026
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What do Courtney and Robert's texts to each other look like on any given day? Surprisingly more domestic than the rest of Z-Team assumed.
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04 Mar 2026
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It's cut day, and Coupe, Invisigal, and Sonar are at the bottom of the list. Only one of them takes coke on the job, has random transformations that make him unreliable, and can be manipulated by any pretty woman who glances his way. For Robert, it's an easy decision.
Malevola sees things differently. She sees a dispatcher who sends a recovering addict to a drug bust, who doesn't even try to use the transformations to the Z-Team's advantage, and . . . well, even she can't deny the last. But she knows that being cut means losing not just a job -hard for any felon to find-, but stability, support, and any path to recovery.
A demoness who takes the pain and injuries of others to heal them, and a man who can't stop getting hurt as he starts giving his team everything he can -what can they do together?
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02 Mar 2026
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With Aperture’s financial situation spiraling out of control, Cave Johnson goes on the test track to demonstrate the portal device himself as a do-it-yourself PR stunt to win over investors and give Aperture the upper hand over Black Mesa. Caroline assists by monitoring his progress through the test chambers. But is everything as it seems?
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24 Feb 2026
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While snooping in a hidden den, Chell finds far more than she initially expects to.
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24 Feb 2026