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"Jane! Jane, I need your help!"
"Did we run out of Pop-Tarts?"
"What? No!"
"Oh. Then why am I here?"
"Because I'm going on a date and I need help to find the perfect shirt!"
"...A shirt?"
"Yes a shirt! None of the ones I have do the job right!"
"What job?"
"Jane! Were you not paying attention? I said I'm going on a date! With a guy! Who I actually kind of like!"
"Oh. So you need the perfect boob shirt?"
"Yes! You finally get it! This is not the full potential of my boobs. They can be much better. My boobs need to look as awesome as they can."
"Okaaaaaay, so where are you going on your date?"
"No clue, he said it was a surprise and then distracted me with Oreos."
"Clearly he knows you well."
"I know, right?"