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Chuuya Nakahara was alone in his room. Well, that's what he wanted at least. But of course he could never be alone because an annoying bastard was always by his side, and his name was Osamu Dazai. God he hates him.
Chuuya had just been cleaning his room when Dazai walked in like he owned the place. He then proceeded to just jump on his bed like it was his own. He didn't even take his shoes off!
Chuuya just ignored him in hopes of him leaving on his own (even though he knew that would never happen).
Chuuya picked up a glass of water that he had left there over night and spilt it. "Shit!" He cursed as he frantically went to clean it up. Grabbing a towel from his shelf he started to clean up the water. When he was done, he looked up at his bed to see Dazai looking at him, smirking.
"What do you want!? Chuuya yelled. Dazai response made him want to strangle him. "What? Can I not look at you now?" Chuuya just scoffed and picked up the empty water glass. Then, he looked back up at the bed to see Dazai laughing silently. Or at least trying to. It was very easy to tell he was laughing at him, which just made Chuuya even more irritated. "What now bastard!?" Chuuya exclaimed. Dazai just continued laughing until he finally answered in a choked laugh "Nothing, you just look so stupid!" Chuuya could feel his eye twitch.
"What did you say bastard!? Chuuya yelled loudly. Dazai just continued to laugh. Chuuya suddenly stood up and started walking towards the bed, making sure to put the glass down on the shelf.
Dazai looked at him curiously, still laughing though. The nerve of this guy.
"Why don't you say that again bastard" Chuuya said, looking directly into Dazai's eyes. Dazai scoffed. "What, that you're stupid-" He was suddenly cut off by Chuuya shoving him down while crawling on top of him.
"Wha-" Dazai muttered. "What? At lost for words already? I haven't even done anything yet." Chuuya said with a smirk. Dazai then immediately snapped out of it. " What? No, shut up! " He said, his face turning a bit red, which Chuuya noticed. "Aww, are you scared? That's so adorable!" Chuuya then leaned in real close to Dazai. "What do you want me to do sweetheart? Chuuya whispered.
Dazai face flushed. "Sweetheart"? What kind of name is that!? Chuuya then leaned back and started laughing. "Oh my god! You should see your face! Hilarious" Dazai managed to mutter another "Shut up".
Chuuya continued laughing for some time then, finally he got up. "Alright. Well that was a waste of time." He said blantly. He then glanced back at Dazai to see he was still flustered. "You good Dazai?" He asked.
Dazai lifted him head to look at him. "Huh, yeah, shut up!" Chuuya just laughed. " What? Are you flustered? " He asked, knowing full well he knew the answer. Dazai just flushed deeper. "No!" Chuuya just laughed again " Oh my god! You totally are! " He said before he finally realized. "Wait." He said. Then, his mouth curled into a smirk. He glanced back at Dazai to see him still looking at him.
Still smirking, Chuuya crawled onto the bed again. Getting fully on top of Dazai. "Wha- what are you doing Chuuya!?" Dazai exclaimed. Chuuya ignored him. " Earlier, you were flustered because you thought I was gonna kiss you. Weren't you? " He asked. Staring into Dazai's eyes. Dazai flushed as bright as a tomato before answering, which quick frankly, already gave Chuuya his answer. "N-no! I did not!" Chuuya started at him for a couple more second before muttering "Liar".
Dazai and Chuuya continued to stare into each others eyes for what felt like a million years. Until, finally, Chuuya said something again. "What would you do if I kissed you? Chuuya asked bluntly.
Dazai's brain stopped working.
"What." He asked slowly. "What would you do if I kissed you? Chuuya asked again. "Wha- what do you mean! I-i wouldn't kiss you! What makes you think-" He was then cut off by Chuuya kissing him.
Chuuya kissed Dazai with a needy passion. His lips were so soft, it was addicting. He should have done this way sooner. Dazai kissed back with just as much passion. Even leaning into the kiss.
It was when Chuuya tried to add his tongue did he come to his senses. "Mhm- Chuuya!" He pulled away. Chuuya looked at him with a hunger in his eyes that made him gulp in nervousness . "What?" Chuuya asked. " W-why did you kiss me? Dazai asked. Chuuya just shrugged. "Felt like it." He responded to which Dazai make a angry noise. " What? " He said. Looking into Dazai's eyes. "You seemed like you enjoyed it. Dazai went from angry to flustered real fast.
"I-i did not!" Dazai claimed. "Yeah well your moan said otherwise" Chuuya said while grinning.
Dazai turned even more red.
"Shut up." He said.
After a few minutes Chuuya finally asked "Well...wanna continue or?" To which he was shut up by Dazai kissing him. Chuuya bit down on Dazai's lip making Dazai groan. He then proceeded to slide his tongue into Dazai's mouth, and staring exploring. Dazai moaned, or maybe it was Chuuya, it doesn't matter. (The only thing that matters is that they're enjoying themselves right? Eh? Alright ima shut up now).
After making out for like 5 minutes, Dazai finally pulled away so he could breath. "That...was fun" Chuuya said in between breaths. "Yeah, fun." Dazai added sarcastically. "What?" Chuuya asked with a smirk. "Did you not enjoy it? "Shut up" Dazai responded.