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1. Kiss Him You Fool by XxKodakaheadxX

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Sonar
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Sonar (Dispatch)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Dinner Date
   • Kind Of
   • Sonar is friends with a bunch of crypto bros
   • Malevola & Sonar (Dispatch) Are Best Friends
   • Bisexual Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
   • Sonar | Victor is Bad at Feelings (Dispatch)
   • Sonar wants that cookie so bad
   • Robert does too
   • he just hasn't thought about it
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • author has writers block and is using this to try and get out of it
   • they STILL give me brain worms
   • Mentioned Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • specifically prism flambae malevola and waterboy but the whole team is referenced
   • Sonar is a great liar (most of the time)
   • lying
   • So much lying
   • to crypto bros so its okay
   • First Kiss
   • Confessions
   • I made up a bunch of vague crypto bros and their girlfriends so like they're there but I didn't tag original characters
   • robert is a mess
   • Sonar calls Robert everything but his actual name
   • they get a little buzzed but it's like not elaborated on
   • Sonar does not stop talking
   • Maybe a little OOC I hope not I tried
   • title is a reference to a song (Kiss Her You Fool - Kids That Fly)
   • No beta we die like shroud when I get my hands on him

   Summary

   Sonar accidentally digs himself into a big of a hole with some friends of his, convincing them he has a partner that totally exists and he didn't make up, and now he has to bring said partner to their fancy catch-up dinner tonight. He can only really think of one person he'd want to ask, and it's a long shot.

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