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1. Bird Brain by hazyipas

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

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   29 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • RED Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • RED Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Archimedes (Team Fortress 2)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • technical engiespy
   • BLU Mercenaries and RED Mercenaries are Different People (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic Being Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout Doesn't Know Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)
   • Minor Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Established Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • its not entirely relevant but I put it in anyways
   • blu medic is aroace cause I said so
   • Canon Names Used for Mercenaries (Team Fortress 2)
   • Named Mercenaries (Team Fortress 2)
   • I made up names for blu team lmao

   Summary

   “Now, Doc, drop the kid,” Dell said firmly, hands on his hips. “I’m sure whatever he broke we can fix-”

   “Nothing broke,” Ludwig cried in exasperation, "Archimedes is missing!”

    
   Red Team is thrown into chaos when Archimedes disappears. Blu Team tries to utilize the chaos for their own benefit.

   Includes Blu Medic, the Scouts, the French, sibling rivalry, medical malpractice, and of course, Archimedes

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   English

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