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"Bluebird, you know I love you and I love your family, but why in hell is there a poster with King Fredbitch's face on it that says that being gay is equivalent to being the devil?"
"Hughes, don't call him that! It's treasonous."
"You already have like eight counts of treason."
"Apparently nine."
"What the fuck? Being gay cannot genuinely be illegal."
"No it cannot. I am speaking to the Princess immediately."
"The Princess? What's with the formality? Isn't she, like, your sister?"
Varian's face darkened.
"Not if she supports these laws, she isn't."
Rapunzel sat sprawled across the arms of the throne.
Suddenly, the throne room doors burst open.
Before she or the guards could react, a poster was shoved in her face.
It had a picture of her father's face and read,
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No Faggots in Our Kingdom!
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Rapunzel gasped.
"He wouldn't!"
The poster lowered to show a pair of pissed alchemists.
Varian glared.
"He would. Not only would, but has. These are everywhere."
He looked near tears.
"Please tell me you don't support them."
Her heart froze.
"Oh fuck no. Varian, I'm bi."
Varian sighed.
"Thank Demanitus."
Rapunzel stood suddenly.
"One sec, boys. I have a law to change... and a father to disown."
Rapunzel stormed into her father's quarters.
"What the fuck?"
She brandished the poster.
"Not only have you made an identity illegal but you would have the audacity to call my friends and me... that?"
Fredric turned.
"You're engaged to a man."
"I'm bi. I like men and women."
"No. You don't."
Rapunzel grabbed the crown off of his head.
"Yes. I. Fucking. Do."
She motioned for the guards to escort him away.
Far, far away.
"Now that I am Queen, people will no longer have to fear being themselves. Except you, of course. You have a very good reason to fear."