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1. 【二代蝙超】罗曼史快讯Romance Update by sisyfreak

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types, Superman Returns (2006)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent & Lois Lane
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Lois Lane
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Perry White
   • Top Bruce Wayne
   • Bottom Clark Kent
   • Bottom Clark Kent/Top Bruce Wayne
   • Jealous Bruce Wayne
   • Batman Played by Christian Bale
   • Superman Played by Brandon Routh
   • Batman Played by Christian Bale and Superman Played by Brandon Routh
   • Clark Kent is a Sweet Pie
   • Bruce Wayne Being an Idiot

   Summary

   为拓宽业务线，增加利润收入，星球日报决定启动全新的「每周快讯」直播栏目。得益于（或者说受害于）某些特质，克拉克被选中成为头部网红克洛伊的搭档。在布鲁斯的鼓励下，即便忐忑于在镜头前伪装双重身份的难度，克拉克依旧接下这副重任。但这档本该不温不火的节目很快滑向失控。

   To broaden its business lines and increase revenue, the Daily Planet decided to launch a new weekly livestream segment, “Weekend Update”. Thanks to—or perhaps victimized by—certain traits, Clark was chosen to partner with Chloe, a top-tier influencer on TikTok. With Bruce’s encouragement, Clark accepted the heavy responsibility, despite his anxiety about maintaining his double identity in front of the camera. But the show, which was supposed to be mild and uneventful, quickly run out of control.

    

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   This work was inspired by SNL's Weekend Update and some sketches about Kyle&Leslie (but how??sometimes I questioned myself if I have lost my mind...

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   中文-普通话 國語

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