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Will is gay and in love with mike wheeler but he thinks mike is straight however mike is extremely gay and also inlove with will so they pined after each other from a farbut they couldn’t stop licking each other romantically while cuddling and el walks in unsurprised before mike farts and runs away mike leaves to go and lick the government in clown attire while throwing worms at kids and fetuses "no!" said erica because erica was anti kid harassment "yes!" said robin because she was also gay in government and vice president "suck my balls" said steve harrington “i want batman” to fuh instead." batman arrived at the government "i am here mike cried as batman danced with him will was jealous and started painting twerking sadly. Mike wheeler asked "why don't you join us will ?” "no i am gay and single i am not happy single i want to kiss your lips and dance mike forget it "no i won’t forget i want you to kiss my earlobe said michael queerler and will and robin became a power duo because they are worms “but platonic worms” and mike like that so he kissed will on the bowlcut “why did you kiss me on the bowlcut?” because i lob your mom mrs. byers ?! BOWLCUT boy she is so cunty and bowlcut are hot and sexy ngh woah mike exclaimed surprised will turned on never ending story and ooowoowoahwowoah started dancong with mike on the bed dance because fell off and died from making out and wiggling and licking each other on the eyes “what the hell bro keep going at it buddy *smiles bugly *farts" “bro that stinks like butt and dustins demodog dart underwear said the shadow stop doing that will make someone uncomfy he complained annoyingly will wants to aggressively throw fetuses back at mike but cries because he remembers that mike lobs fetis.