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Till had been half awake when he got the text message.
"Are you guys free tomorrow? Me and Luka have a big announcement!"
Hyuna's text pinged in their group chat, a channel normally used for cat memes and other useless shit.
Till sat up against the headrest of his bed, blinking away any remaining sleep from his eyes as they scanned the pixels on his phone screen. A firm, muscular hand lay on his thigh, and Till's roommate Ivan also awoke, rubbing his eyes.
"Till..." Ivan's deep voice rang out into the dark room, rich with sleep. "Go back to sleep."
Till's eyes didn't move from his phone. "Ivan, why the fuck are you in my bed again?"
Ivan shut up.
When the next morning had arrived, Till and Ivan were standing side by side in the lift-ride to Hyuna's flat. The taller of the two kept side eyeing the other and his anxious expression.
"Why're you so nervous?" Ivan spoke as calmly as ever, leaning lazily against the wall as if they weren't on the way to witness potential life-changing news.
Till glared back at him, clutching the box of chocolates in his hands tighter. "Hyuna never invites us over as randomly as she did. It must be something important."
"And you have a box of chocolates why..?"
"It's rude to show up empty handed. Not like you'd care or anything, you inconsiderate fuck."
Ivan responded with his usual smirk. "Since when did you care about being considerate?"
Till stomped on his foot and walked out the lift, a wincing Ivan following soon after.
The walk felt much longer than it should have. Each footstep echoed against the floor, making Till's heartbeat pick up. Ivan shoved his hands in his pockets, humming casually. Till resisted the urge to stomp on his foot again.
When they got to the room they were looking for, Till knocked politely, earning yet another grin from Ivan.
They waited a couple seconds before the door was answered, by none other than Hyuna's fiancé Luka.
The two stiffened as the blonde opened the door, some not-so-welcomed memories (consisting of Luka walking in on the two roommates "having fun together", with his first reaction being making a comment about BL webtoons like the fudanshi shit he is) flooding back. Till could still feel the mortification etched onto his face from that day.
The three of them silently agreed not to talk about it. They all nodded a quick greeting and walked in.
Sitting in the front room were Mizi and Sua, holding hands while waiting for their friends to arrive. The pink haired girl immediately stood, her eyes bright as she waved.
"Hey guys! You're not late for once!"
(Till winced at the last part).
Sua mumbled a greeting, trying her best not to glare at those who had just walked in. A habit that none of them seemed to mind (nor care) about, but a habit she tried to break nonetheless. Her expression softened when Mizi squeezed her hand.
"Hyuna should be here any second now," Luka murmured. He wasn't all that talkative when his lover wasn't around.
As if on cue, Hyuna burst through the door, her voice booming with a loudness that made Till question how he'd manage to become friends with such a person.
"Alright, everybody's here!" the brunette spoke. "I'll cut to the chase, since I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here."
Her grin was wide. Too wide. Till felt his stomach begin to flip. Even Ivan looked mildly interested, a sign that whatever Hyuna was about to say was actually serious.
She reached into her back pocket and threw something onto the coffee table in front of her. Her friends' gazes all simultaneously moved from her face to the table.
A piece of plastic with two red lines.
Immediately, her friends all sprang up from their seats.
"HYUNA?!"
"Oh my days, congratulations!!"
"No way!!"
Mizi nearly vibrated with excitement. Sua's eyes widened, her usual stoicism cracking as she let out a tiny gasp. Even Ivan blinked twice, which for him was full on puzzlement.
A flood of questions, praises and congratulations all rang out at once. Hyuna stood proud, her hands on her hips as she took it all in, basking like she'd been waiting for this moment her whole life.
"How long have you been pregnant?" they all asked in unison.
Thick brows furrowed. "...Me?" Hyuna tilted her head in confusion.
"Yes, you. Who else?" Till scoffed sarcastically despite the proud smile on his face. He could already imagine Hyuna as a mother- loud and chaotic. It made too much sense.
Smirking, Hyuna side-stepped to where Luka stood, wrapping her arms around him and moving her hands to his lower stomach. The blonde stood rigid, his eyes darting everywhere but at the confused faces in front of him.
"Who said I was the pregnant one?" Hyuna grinned.
...
"LUKA?!"
Mizi's jaw dropped. Sua gasped again. Till dropped the box of chocolates. Ivan couldn't even tease him for it.
Luka shrank into himself, his cheeks flushed as he mumbled incoherent words into the open. As if anyone would actually understand what he was saying over the sheer confusion that played on their faces.
Hyuna beamed harder, pulling Luka in and pecking his cheek. "We found out three days ago, and we figured that we wanted you guys to be the first to know." She held up a thumbs up, holding Luka closer. "I'm gonna be a dad everyone!"
Luka flushed redder than the test lines.
Till opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. "Wh- how- I mean- what-?!"
Ivan smacked his shoulder. "I knew it was possible!"
"What."
"I just got so many great ideas."
"WHAT?!"
Ivan winked. "We should try them out later."
Till looked at him in pure betrayal. "We are NOT- Ivan, shut up-!!"
Ivan only grinned wider, his snaggletooth peeking out teasingly. "Just saying. Luka's living proof, right?"
Luka made a wheezing noise that sounded like a cry for help. Hyuna rubbed comforting circles on his back, even though she was very clearly enjoying every second of this.
Mizi finally snapped out of her stunned silence. "Wait, wait hang on- so Luka is actually...?" She motioned vaguely at Luka's stomach.
"Yup," Hyuna nodded proudly.
Mizi squealed, bouncing on her toes. Sua tugged her by the sleeve before she could launch into orbit. "Babe be careful... you're gonna scare him more than he already is."
Luka's yellow eyes darted around the room as he practically malfunctioned right in front of them.
Till ran a hand through his hair. "Let me get this straight. By some miracle, Hyuna isn't pregnant. Luka is."
"Stop bringing it up..." Luka groaned.
"Are we... just gonna ignore how scientifically impossible this is?!"
"It's the power of true love," Hyuna simply responded.
"Power of- you've got to be kidding me," Till rubbed a hand over his face.
Ivan leaned closer, his hand moving from Till's shoulder to his waist.
"Y'know what I'm thinking?" his voice lowered into a flirty tone.
"Ivan if you even think about impregnating me, I'm going to kill you."
"Don't threaten me with a good time."
"Correction: I will kill myself."
"Damn it."
Ivan leaned back and folded his arms. "I vote on naming the kid 'King Yaoi the Fourth'."
Till punched his arm. "It's not even your kid-!!"
Mizi spoke up, "Yeah Ivan, you should have a kid of your own," She gave a very melodramatic wink.
Till darted a look towards her. Damn it, of course the two of them were scheming together.
"I know," Ivan grinned. "You guys should help convince Till to have a kid with me."
"WE'RE NOT HAVING KIDS."
"I can totally see Ivan being a girl dad," Hyuna sighed dreamily, leaning her head against Luka's shoulder.
Sua snickered behind her sleeve. "He'd probably learn how to braid hair and let his daughters do make up on him."
"If only someone wasn't so against me being happy..." Ivan whined, his hand moving back towards Till's waist.
Even Luka broke out of his trance to join in, "At this rate I'm fully expecting them to announce something next."
Till shrieked. "STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!"
Later that night, Till and Ivan were lying in bed. The room was quiet except for the sound of their gentle breathing and the muffled noises of the city outside. Ivan lazily traced his fingers across Till's chest, a small smirk tugging at his lips.
"So... about the kids-"
"No."