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Published:
2016-07-17
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2016-07-18
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Miraculous Messages

Summary:

Truly don't know what this is..

Notes:

I know there is a bunch of these already out, but the first one I ever read was "chat with me" by phoebehasproblems. So idea credits to them!
Also, this is a crack fic! I'll be using it to get over writers block while I write my real fanfiction! Enjoy!! :D

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: How it all began

Chapter Text

[ HipsterBitch has added DesignerGUrL , DJBubbles , and TotallynotChatNoir to the chat.]

 

[8:53 pm]

 

HipsterBitch: Sup ppl!!

 

DesignerGUrL: What the fuck do you want?

 

HipsterBitch: MARI!!!1!

 

HipsterBitch: watch your mouth

 

DesignerGUrL: Why?

 

HipsterBitch: cause

 

HipsterBitch: I will ground you

 

DesignerGUrL: I’ll ground you in a second..

 

HipsterBitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

DesignerGUrL: nvm

 

DesignerGUrL: Nino can do that

 

DJBubbles: Wtf is going on??

 

TotallynotChatNoir: How did I get here?

 

HipsterBitch: I added you all to this chat for a fun time! ;)

 

TotallynotChatNoir: …

 

TotallynotChatNoir: Yeah, no thanks.

 

[TotallynotChatNoir has left the chat.]

 

HipsterBitch: NOT LIKE THAT

 

HipsterBitch: that’s what nino’s for

 

DJBubbles: wut?

 

DesignerGUrL: no stop now

 

[DesignerGUrL has added TotallynotChatNoir to the chat.]

 

DesignerGUrL: Pussy Bitch

 

TotallynotChatNoir: First of all

 

TotallynotChatNoir: Rude much?

 

TotallynotChatNoir: Second

 

[TotallynotChatNoir had changed their name to Pussy Bitch.]

 

DesignerGUrL: :D

 

Pussy Bitch: ;D

 

DJBubbles: Will you to flirt somewhere else

 

DJBubbles: you’re making me sick

 

HipsterBitch: Nino stfu

 

HipsterBitch: Adrienette is happening :)

 

Pussy Bitch: What's Adrienette?

 

DesignerGUrL: HE DOESNT NEED TO NOW!!

 

Pussy Bitch: **know

 

DesignerGUrL: SHUT UP PUSSY BITCH

 

Pussy Bitch: ok :’(

 

HipsterBitch: Mari

 

HipsterBitch: I’m gonna tell him

 

DesignerGUrL: NOOOOO

 

HipsterBitch: Adrien

 

Pussy Bitch: Yes?

 

[DesignerGUrL has removed HipsterBitch from the chat.]

 

DesignerGUrL: Oopsie :D

 

DesignerGUrL: ahahahaha

 

DesignerGUrL: totally didnt mean to do that

 

Pussy Bitch: That’s okay!

 

[Pussy Bitch has added HipsterBitch to the chat.]

 

HipsterBitch: CUNT ASS BITCH

 

DesignerGUrL: Love you too <3

Chapter 2: Never piss off Mari

Summary:

The chapter in which Alya (almost) dies.

Notes:

Credits to phoebehasproblems for the fic idea!! :3

Chapter Text

[2:08 am]

 

HipsterBitch: Holy shit!

 

DJBubbles: Wtf are you doing up Alya?

 

HipsterBitch: Akuma .-.

 

DJBubbles: wait

 

DJBubbles: YOUR LADYBUG!?

 

HipsterBitch: …

 

HipsterBitch: stfu

 

DJBubbles: :’(

 

HipsterBitch: Anyways, you guys are not going to believe what just happened

 

HipsterBitch: OMG

 

DesignerGUrL: What?

 

HipsterBitch: I got a picture of Chat Noir and Ladybug!!

 

DesignerGUrL: …

 

Pussy Bitch: wow..

 

Pussy Bitch: so exciting

 

HipsterBitch: I don’t appreciate your sarcasm Agreste

 

Pussy Bitch: haha

 

HipsterBitch: but you guys haven’t heard the best part!

 

DJBubbles: WHAT!!1!??

 

HipsterBitch: They were kissing!!!

 

[ HipsterBitch has sent a photo.]

 

DJBubbles: WOAH!!!

 

Pussy Bitch: Shit

 

DesignerGUrL: WTF

 

DesignerGUrL: THAT DUMBASS MOTHER FUCKING CAT

 

DesignerGUrL: I TOLD HIM

 

DesignerGUrL: BUT NOOOO

 

DesignerGUrL: NOBODY LISTENS!

 

HipsterBitch: …

 

Pussy Bitch: umm

 

Pussy Bitch: Mari

 

DesignerGUrL: WHAT CAT BOY!?

 

Pussy Bitch: o_O

 

DesignerGUrL: SHIT

 

DesignerGUrL: autocorrect

 

DesignerGUrL: I ment Ladybug not me!

 

HipsterBitch: oh ok

 

DJBubbles: stupid autocorrect

 

HipsterBitch: LOL ikr

 

Pussy Bitch: AHAHAHA

 

DesignerGUrL: Lmao Im not Ladybug

 

HipsterBitch: I know

 

HipsterBitch: you could never be Ladybug tbh

 

DesignerGUrL: …

 

DesignerGUrL: And why not?

 

Pussy Bitch: Marinette….

 

DesignerGUrL: No, I wanna hear what she has to say.

 

HipsterBitch: Well ladybug is strong, awesome, pretty

 

HipsterBitch: and

 

HipsterBitch: she’s not clumsy

 

DesignerGUrL: oh..

 

DesignerGUrL: brb

 

HipsterBitch: ok

 

Pussy Bitch: shit

 

Pussy Bitch: Alya hide

 

HipsterBitch: Why?

 

HipsterBitch: SAVE ME!!

 

DJBubbles: Why?

 

DJBubbles: What’s wrong???

 

HipsterBitch: MARINETTE IS ATT MY DOOOORRR!!!

 

HipsterBitch: SHEET

 

Pussy Bitch: Told you

 

Pussy Bitch: Brb

 

DesignerGUrL: OPEN UP!!!11!!

 

HipsterBitch: SAVE ME NINO

 

HipsterBitch: YOUR ME BF

 

DJBubbles: Alya you should have known better than to piss mari off

 

DJBubbles: It was nice knowing you babe

 

[ HipsterBitch has changed their name to RIPme .]

 

DesignerGUrL: Little bitch

 

DesignerGUrL: OPEN UP

 

DesignerGUrL: NOW

 

RIPme: NOOO

 

RIPme: wait

 

DJBubbles: what?

 

RIPme: mari is gone…

 

DJBubbles: woah

 

Pussy Bitch: ok back

 

RIPme: Mari?

 

DesignerGUrL: Yes?

 

RIPme: Where did you go?

 

DesignerGUrL: Oh Chat Noir kidnapped me

 

DesignerGUrL: no biggie

 

RIPme: oh ok

 

RIPme: wait

 

RIPme: WHAT!!?

Notes:

Comment any ideas for future chapters!! I will be updating this fic whenever I can for anyone who needs a good laugh!! Anyways, thanks for reading and have a nice day! ;3