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The Bunny Wife Chronicles (and the Man Who Married Her) by Bone_Zone
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Summary
Robert Robertson spent most of his life alone—apathetic, overworked, half-depressed, and dedicating every waking moment to being a superhero no one respected.
Then he met you.
A rich-as-hell, cottagecore-dressed, plus-size bunny hybrid woman who seduced him behind a bar on Halloween, stole his heart, gave him five bunny-based toddlers in four years, and now clings to him like he’s the last warm rock in winter.
Married life should have been quiet.
Instead?
It’s chaos.
Absolute, unhinged chaos.
Your children shift between toddler and bunny forms whenever emotionally stimulated, and the Z-Team has collectively decided this is the greatest thing to ever happen to them. From Sonar carrying you around in his talons, to Flambae appointing himself godfather without permission, to Punch Up placing bets on how long Robert’s sanity will last—every day is a new disaster.
And Robert, dry, exhausted, sarcastic, deeply devoted Robert…
is thriving.(Emotionally. Not physically. Physically he’s being climbed like a tree.)