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1. a wine suggestion by miltens_mittens

   Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Messmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)
   • Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Tarnished is Messmer's consort
   • Miquella is not mentioned at all so take it as you will
   • Comfort No Hurt
   • Sleeping Together
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Male Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Messmer Needs a Break
   • So Tarnished pretends (not really) to be oh so lonely and sad and pls lay with me for a while
   • Self-Indulgent
   • no beta we die like me for 100th time falling from the cliff
   • Hopeful Ending
   • Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts

   Summary

   They say, Tarnished have a destiny. Simidh agrees with this idea in principle... except that his destiny, apparantly, is to become a consort to a hot snake demigod, and he has no complaints whatsoever.

   Series

   • Part 1 of messmer's flame, tarnished's arrow ┊┊┊┊ ➶

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