Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Captain? I don't think we are on the ship anymore. by Bat_Trekki

   Fandoms: Star Trek, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   03 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Batman/Superman (HISHE)
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
   • James T. Kirk
   • Spock (Star Trek)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy
   • Jason Todd
   • Dick Grayson
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Damian Wayne
   • I Don't Even Know
   • its just brain rot at this point
   • Transporter Malfunction (Star Trek)
   • Spock and Kirk get stuck in Gotham
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy is So Done
   • mechanic rice picker accident
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy Needs a Hug
   • Hurt Leonard "Bones" McCoy
   • Hurt Spock (Star Trek)
   • Comedy-ish?
   • Star Trek fans Jason and Tim (cause I think they would be)
   • Crack Crossover

   Summary

   it is a shitty batfam and TOS Star Trek cross over

   When Kirk, Bones and Spock are planning to beam down to a new class M planet, something goes wrong, (like always) and they end up in a completely different universe. Kirk almost walks off a roof, Spock catches the eyes of most of the roughs, and bones had pulled the short straw and got kidnapped by someone. while they bat family is struggling to understand why the happy blond is being followed by a green elf... computer?

   (I know this sucks but if I am cursed with this awful idea I might as well pull some people down with me)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,050

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   6

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   144