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"Hey our arc is done..." Said Shadowsight. "Erm yeah, sowwy guys, but I'm gonna be emo in the corner for the rest of my life, y'know, since my wife died." Meowowowed Rootspring. Who suddenly got DYED HAIR and BLACK EYELINER. He had a skull on his shirt... "Well, uhm, I may be super dead, but at least I'll be known as a nice she-cat!" Mewed Bristlefrost, where everyone suddenly remembered she existed. "Well..." Shadowsight began, "Basically every she-cat is nice, so...." "W-well!!... Then I'll be known by making everyone cry at my death!" She claimed, "But, most of the sadness was derived from me, YOUR MATE, being sad." Meowed Rootspring, annoyed. "B-but I had romance troubles!" "EVERY SHE-CAT ONLY EXISTS FOR ROMANCE TROUBLES!" Shadowsight shouted, "I WAS EVEN TRAUMATIZED!" "..." Stared Shadowsight, "Honey, I spent my whole arc being manipulated by hell, just to be told God didn't wanna hang out with me anymore. Everyone pawsed, in a cat way, like paws.
"Heyyyy guyssssss~!!!!!" "It's MEEEE~! ASHFURRR"
"Oh no" Said the party, "I came back a third time bcuz I love Squirrelstarrr. I wuv her sm, and by luv, I mean killing her not babies, and ghosting her hubby <3" This is why they didn't like ASHFUR. "Listen man," Said hippie Rootspring, "If I have to spend one more wife killing you, I'm gonna have to claim WCs wives are easily expendable!" Rootspring shouted from his heart, gut, lungs, and body. "Honey sugar baby with a diaper..." "STAUP pretending IM NOT HEYARR!!" Bristlefrost exclaimed. Finally, Shadowsight went back to his home planet to be a minor background character except when we need to recap The Great Background...
THE END (unless something else wacky happens in this society)