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1. My Beefy Boy by PunsPunsPuns

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   05 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Beef the Dog & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Beef the Dog (Dispatch)
   • Malevola
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Prism (Dispatch)
   • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
   • This is a Robert and Beef centric fic
   • A little of Z team at the end as a treat
   • questionable therapy methods
   • questionable dog breeding practices
   • Depression
   • Anxiety
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • first time dog dad

   Summary

   “Why'd you name him Beef, anyways?” Malevola asks.

   “He looks like a small cow, so he's well named.” Flambae comments. Everyone stares at him. “What? He's a fat black and white dog. Completely cow shaped.”

   This is the story of how Beef came to live with Robert.

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   English

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