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It’s Not Christmas If Han Jisung Doesn’t Break A Bone. by Stray_Kids_FanFic
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
06 Dec 2025
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Hyunjin sighs as if troubled. “So I’m going to let you in on a little secret… It’s not Christmas if Jisung doesn’t break a bone.”
“What the fuck?”
“Exactly!” Hyunjin pants. “So going on a date, ice skating of all things is a stupid fucking idea because Jisung is fucking stupid!”
“Stop calling me stupid!”
“Three Christmases ago you broke four toes because you tripped over some carpet-“
“The carpet wasn’t laid flat!” Jisung defends.
“Seven Christmases ago you broke your elbow.”
“You can break your elbow?!” You but in. “I didn’t know you could do that.”
“Jisung did.” Seungmin remembers well. “Mashing potatoes.”
“The bowl slipped!” Jisung says. “I didn’t have enough grip on it and-“
“His elbow smashed the countertop and shattered.”
“Mashing potatoes?!” You can’t help but say eventhough they’ve already confirmed it.
“That’s not even the best one!” Seungmin nudges you. “Last Christmas he-“
“Enough!” Jisung complains. “I’m not going to break anything while ice skating!”
“Jisung that’s like… the perfect time to break something.”