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    This is the only warning Lan Wangji gets before his entire life flashes before his eyes. Wei Wuxian is grinding on him. Hard. There's absolutely no way that he can't feel how hard Lan Wangji is right now as his ass keeps pressing against him to the dulcet sound of Fifty Cent telling him to "put his back into it."

    "Eyy, get it, Wuxian!" Another firefighter pops Lan Wangji's bubble, interrupting their private moment. "I didn't know you swung that way!"

    "Xing-ge, sto-oop!" Wei Ying laughs at the man as he turns around in Lan Wangji's arms. "You know I'm straight!"

    Lan Wangji's blood immediately runs cold. What.

    "Just because not everyone is secure enough in their sexuality to throw ass alongside such a fine specimen of man doesn't make me gay. I'm secure in my own masculinity, you should try it sometime, man!"

    Lan Wangji feels like his entire world is imploding in front of his eyes. This man — this man, who threw himself at Lan Wangji so desperately, who exhibited all the symptoms of being a classic brat, who exuded such intense "bottom" energy — is straight.

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