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Today Matsuno Jyushimatsu decided that he would go for a walk. Now this is not an unusual occurrence because he would walk to the beach to practice his swings and scream. However it is not everyday that you indirectly kill someone.
“GOODBYE EVERYONE!!!” He shouted way too loudly before bolting out the fucking door. Usually he would march his way to the beach while shouting and pissing off literally everyone in the neighborhood. This time he kept quiet and ran to the beach so he could get a headstart, This was a mistake. As soon as he passed the 4th crosswalk he ran into a grey-haired businessman. Jyushimatsu made a shocked squeak as the man he pushed tripped onto the road. The man shouted angrily as a car almost hit him and all the vehicles stopped. A few angry drivers shouted out the windows and one lady blared her car’s horn. Jyushimatsu sighed in relief that the man wasn’t turned into a fucking meat pancake. He was about to make his way out onto the road to help the elder, but an eagle swooped down and swept him off the ground. Left wide-eyed, Jyushimatsu simply watched the figure of the man and the eagle get smaller and smaller until they disappeared.
“Ah.” Jyushi sighed, he’s seen stranger things.