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1. Velvette, Valentino And The Giant Rhino In The Room by auxkabel (cablecurrent)

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   08 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Valentino & Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Minor Valentino/Vox
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Val and Vel are evil besties
   • fashion shows and ways to ruin them
   • Valentino is a dancer
   • Stomach aches
   • that can be fixed with hot beverages and love
   • Valentino's ridiculous Hellbucks order
   • Action and violence
   • allusions to substance abuse
   • Vox on an epic sidequest
   • badass Velvette
   • badass Valentino
   • not-so badass Vox
   • Comedy
   • a little bit of murder mystery
   • Valentino's nebulous past flings
   • Villain of the Week
   • sitcom episode
   • Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
   • Mentions of bigenital Valentino

   Summary

   Valentino is a tummy ache survivor. The hole in his throat doesn’t matter.

   or:

   Velvette has finally gotten Valentino to headline her fashion show. Unfortunately the villain of the week has no decorum and horrible timing.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Comments:

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