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You've never had an orgasm by another man before in your life, but every girl your next door neighbor, Simon Riley, drags home definitely has. You know that, because your bed shares a wall with his and you hear everything through eight inches of shitty drywall.
When Simon shows up at your door with a noise complaint about your performance, suggesting you could make actual noises worth staying awake for, you slam the door in his face. Then you spend the next three nights listening to him prove his point with someone else.
Or, in which, Simon Riley is a petty fucking asshole, even if he's right- especially because he's right.