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1. Can't Help the Way I Keep Ignoring Every Omen by TeaTreeTreason for HyperFocusedCloneShipper

   Fandoms: WOE.BEGONE (Podcast)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   08 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • old man/magnolia
   • The MOST Canon Divergent
   • Plot With Porn
   • Discussions of Murder
   • and Time Travel
   • and time travel murder
   • Canon Typical Violence
   • canon typical gun violence
   • canon typical self sacrificial bullshit
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Sad Ending
   • And Happy Ending
   • Choose Your Own Ending
   • happy ending will be chapter 2
   • Age Difference
   • in my mind old man is like 46
   • and magnolia is like 26
   • so do with that what you will
   • no beta we die like mike walters does all the time

   Summary

   Old Man transported into a familiar kitchen. Familiar photos on the wall, familiar dishes on the drying rack, familiar scents in the air. He remembered his first time in this kitchen– and remembered that this would most likely be his last.

   “Working on your spreadsheet again, Old Man?” a voice called from behind him. “I already told you, those were the last ones I knew about. I think you’ve found us all at this point.”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,399

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   5

   Hits:

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