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Lando, Carlos
— 9:49pm —
Lando
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
COACH
COACH
WHAT DO I DO
I ACCIDENTALY SLAMMED MY FOOTBALL TO THE PRINTER
Carlos
How the fuck
STOP BRINGING YOUR BALLS INTO THE OFFICE LANDO
TEACHER CARD
Name: Lando Norris
Age: 26
Description: i’m dyslecic (i don’t know how to spell that word). But i am good at any other stuff, sport for example. I am good at glove, wait no, wait i dont have a correction fliud, golf. I’m good at gold. This dude name George is good at spelling.
TEACHER CARD
Name: Carlos Sainz
Age: 30
Description: I like biking.
Lando
Then what am i suposed to do while waiting four my lesson
Carlos
Well i don’t know
Maybe you should actually start planning for that event you volunteered to help with
Lando
DUUUUUDEEEEEEEE
I didn’t even rise my hands ughhh
Carlos
You clearly did
Lando
Yeah well only becos i taught George said itinerary
I thought we were planning to have another field trip
Carlos
You seriously need to check your brain
Lando
🖕🖕🖕
Btw i brought some tacos
Carlos
I’m in class.
Lando
Wtf?
Why are u texting me if u’re in class
Carlos
They’re dancing
Lando
Oh
So no tacos?
Carlos
You wish
Leave some for me
Lando
Okieee
Apex elementary school (teachers)
George, Lando, Max, Charles, Carlos, Alex, Yuki
— 11:28pm —
Yuki
OH GOD
OHHHHH GOD
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
THE KIDS ARE TESTING MY PATIENTS
THEY’RE CRAZY I’M TELL U
CRAZY
AND MY PATIENT IS THE SIZE OF SEBASTIANS HANDS
I need an aide
I need help
I NEED HELP
Alex
Calm down Yuki
They’re just kids
Plus all of us are assigned in our own class
We can’t leave ours to aide your class
TEACHER CARD
Name: Alexander Albon
Age: 29
Description: I want to teach here because I love kids and socializing. I hope I can use my artistic skills and animal biology knowledge in this school. But I really don't mind what I specialize in, I can do anything. Well, not everything. But mostly everything. Yeah. hi.
Carlos
You can ask about it from the principal though
Yuki
NO
FUCK HIM
I CAN’T DO THIS SHIT
George
Aw Yuki
Look, just try some breathing exercises or counting exercises
Somewhere between 1 and 50, the kids calm down
TEACHER CARD
Name: George Russell
Age: 27
Description: I have a degree. I’m dedicated. I’m patient. I like kids. I can socialize. I can work with anyone. I have no needs, just this job.
Max
Yep
So helpful
George
No one asked for your opinion Max :)
TEACHER CARD
Name: Max Verstappen
Age: 28
Description: (Empty. He didn’t have a pen with him)
Lando
Burn Mr Russel
Burn
— 11:35am —
Yuki
Yeah, i’m definitely getting fired
Charles
The principal can’t be that mean
TEACHER CARD
Name: Charles Leclerc
Age: 28
Description: Je suis Charles Leclerc, j'adore enseigner de nouvelles choses aux enfants parce que je crois qu'ils sont importants pour notre avenir. Oh my god, i didn't know i had to write in english i’m so sorry. I am Charles Leclerc. I love to teach kids new things because I believe they will be important to our future.
George
Well i don’t know about that
Yuki did punch the kid first
Yuki
NO I DID NOT???
HE HIT ME FIRST
I DIDN’T DO NO SHIT
If he doesn’t fire me
I’m QUITTING
TODAY
BYE
*yuki left the group*
George
Oh
Max
Well that was quick
I wonder if he tried the counting exercises :)
Charles
George asks for a meeting in his office @everyone
(👍 5)
— 2:55pm —
George
Is anyone near the printer currently?
Charles
I am 👋
George
Great
Is there anything printing atm?
Charles
Uh
Nope
Nothing is printing
It’s not even on yet
I’ll turn it on for you
George
Thank you, Leclerc
Charles
It can’t turn on?
George
Why are you asking me that
You’re the one with the printer
Charles
Yeah
I’m saying it can’t turn on
Lando
😄😄
George
🤦🏻
Lando what did you do now
This is the third time you’ve broke the printer
First incident:
“Oh my god— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.” Charles screams, barging through the office.
“What? What?! WHAT???” George panicked, rising from his seat.
“There was a huge spider in the library!!”
“A WHAT? Did you get rid of it yet?!”
“Wha— NO! Why would I?! Someone else do it! What if it bites me?!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Lando passes by the office, holding a chair above him while he charges towards the library with full speed.
Second incident:
“Has anyone noticed how mentally unstable Lando is after his break up?” Max mentioned, mouth full. Charles and George stood beside him, heading to the library.
“Yeah, he’s like.. a ticking time bomb.”
“He’s not so bad,” George says.
They stop in front of the library, looking from the glass window. Lando stood in front of the printer, staring at it with his hands on his hips.
Feet tapping impatiently.
“See? He’s still that patient little dude.” George smiles. Charles and Max stare at him with genuine concern.
“WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO PRINT MY GODDAMN BASKETBALL COLORING PAGES?! CAN’T A MAN COLOR HIS PAPERS IN PEACE?!” Lando pushed the printer off the table.
“Yep,” Max muttered.
Lando grabs the chair nearest to him, and repeatedly slamming it against the printer. “STUPID, FUCKING, PRINTER. WHY WON’T YOU PRINT?!”
Lando
Hehe 😅
My bad gays 😔
Alex
For a second i forgot Lando is dyslexic and srs thought he acc called all of us gays
Also, i need to print something too
George
I don’t think we’ll have any printer till the new one arrives
Charles
Isn’t there a printer at the principal's office?
Alex
Oh hell naw
I’m not getting in there
On second thoughts, i’m just gonna draw the animals traditionally today
George
Yep
Printing can wait
Charles
Oh George
The principal wants to have a word with you
Lando
BOOMSHAKALAKA
BOOMSHAKALA AAAAAA
🤭😘🥰😍😋😚😙😝😜🤪🥳🤩
George
LANDO.
STOP IT.
Lando
😚🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Update on your date pls 🤞🤞
George
@Charles do you know why he called?
Charles
No i dont
— 3:27pm —
George
We’ll be having a new teacher
He’s starting tomorrow
Lando
🤯🤯🤯
Did you and sir principal have a mate-ing
Hahahahahaha
Carlos
I bet they mate up
Lando
JAHSIAJAIAJA
Carlos
HAKAJKAAKKAKAAK
Max
Coach
What happened to you
You used to be way cooler
Rusell, take the new teacher far away from Lando before he contaminates him like he did with coach
Carlos
Verstappen
What is that supposed to mean
Ver?
Max?
— 7:28pm —
George
Was just informed the new printer has arrived
(👍🏻3) (🤩1) (🤪1)
— 12:01am —
Max
@Charles happy birthday
Lando
WOOP WOOP 🙌
HAPPY BDAY MR.LECLERC @Charles
George
Happy bday Leclerc @Charles
Carlos
Happy birthday man @Charles
Alex
HAPPY BDAY!! @Charles
Charles
Thank you guys ❤️
Does this mean i get an off tomorrow ❤️
George
Ask the principal for that ❤️
Charles
Nevermind ❤️
Alex
Why are we chatting in hearts ❤️