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1. 99% of Humans Have at Least Two Hands by Chexie

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)/You
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/You
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/You/Waterboy | Herman
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Reader
   • With brief mention of Chase Beef and Waterboy's Grandma
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Threesome - M/M/Other
   • AFAB | Assigned Female at Birth Reader-Insert
   • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Cunnilingus
   • Anal Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Double Penetration
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Multiple Sex Positions
   • Multiple Partners
   • Robert Herman and Reader are in a poly relationship
   • Robert and Reader were pre-estab. Herman's a newer addition
   • Virgin Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Aftercare
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Listen man this has a target audience of one. Which is me.
   • Praise
   • Finger Sucking
   • Kissing
   • Just. A bonkers amount of kissing
   • No betas we die like. uh. Mecha Man Astral

   Summary

   You are a proud owner of two whole boyfriends. You love them both very dearly, but the idea of sex between the three of you has simply been that- an idea.

   But, luckily for you, schedules finally line up, and all three of you can have a night in your home together, and you'd be silly if you didn't proc the advantage.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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