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🔥FLAMBAE X M!READER HEADCANONS✧

Summary:

only male reader because flambae is canonically 100% gay. Just let him suck some cock.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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-Flambae is everything he looks like, hot, sexy and flaming homosexual. That thing about Bone Zone thinking hes a closeted homosexual? He's not upset about them thinking he's gay, he's upset that they think he'd hide it.

-you may have met through the Z-team or maybe you met at a gay club, either way you'd be surprised to find he actually fell first. At first glance, you were the sexiest man he'd ever seen (besides himself) and immediately became intrigued by you and needed to know about this gorgeous stranger who caught his heart, this led to him subtly making hints until you finally notice his interest.

-he may seem cocky and self-centered (not that he isnt a little), but he really does care a lot more than he let's on. He'll burn down an entire city for you, he'll light anything on fire if you asked. Especially if something happens to you, he's absolutely blowing up the entire place. He's a little protective and unusually worried for you in a tough-love sort of way.

"You fucking idiot, why did you do that! You could have died! God, I can't take you anywhere. No superhero stuff without me from now on." He'd say with a grumpy expression but really he just wants you to be safe.

-he loves cooking in general, and especially loves cooking for you. He loves making his favorite dishes from his Afghan heritage, something he's quite proud of. He's like an unknowing househusband, because he likes cooking dinner for you.

-It's a mystery why his accent is Latin-American, but who doesn't love his sexy accent. He knows you like it, so he'll casually lean into your ear and whisper something sexy in a low tone just to turn you on and tease you.

-in turn of him being so confident, he does the same for you. He loves complimenting you and making you feel good about yourself. He always takes intimate moments and quality time to mention your eyes or hair or outfit. After a while into your relationship, you should know by now how good you look.

-You're the only person he can't bully for fun. He just can't bring himself to put down his partner, not seriously. He can't even handle when other people do it, he'll probably punch whoever says anything bad about you.

-when he does karaoke at the bar, you HAVE to be there. You were there for his recreation of Bitch, just because he happened to want you to witness him pissing off Robert. And any time he knows he's going to do something like that, he always makes sure you're attending or it's not happening. If you can't be there neither can he. And everytime he says something about you during the song just for the fact of mentioning you. Or he just makes the entire song about you, especially if it's a love song. It's almost embarrassing if it wasn't so sweet.

-hes very touchy, he loves to have his big strong arm around you, keeping you close to him. And when you're cuddling he loves to lay on top of you like a big heated blanket. Refuses to get up for any reason unless it's an emergency.

-you and prism are probably somewhat friends too, since unless you're part of Z-team, he's gotta introduce you two, so you ended up getting along with her and she upped your fashion sense.

-he always just happens to appear whenever you need help. It's almost majestic when you're short 5 cents at the convenience store and he's suddenly behind you, trapping you against the counter as he pays for everything and gets odd looks from the cashier. Hes always looking out for you, I guess? He refuses to explain how or why he does that.

-hes the type to do push ups with you on his back, just to prove how sexy and strong he is. He likes feeling like the dominant one in the relationship, but he folds to easily to take the role realistically. He listens to well and sits when he's told, so you end up with more control then him.

-hes surprisingly gentle for someone so strong. Sure, he can be rough, but when it comes to intimacy or affection hes gentle unless you like it otherwise. He cares too much to do anything to hurt you.

-in the winter, hes like a living heater. If you're cold, you're cuddling until you're warm enough for his liking.

-his bed is covered in luxury furs. Its a round bed, covered with pillows and the softest blankets and furs you can imagine. You haven't slept properly until you sleep with him in his wonderful cozy princess bed. He also wears one of those overly-fancy silky fur lined nightgowns.

 

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Notes:

(OK I might do Robert next. I love Robert Robertson)