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~Foldy PoV~
I LOVE Stapy.
Like, a LOT.
We've been friends for as longggg as I can remember. He's like so, AWESOME and COOL and hot and stuff.
I want to be with him all the time~
Actually, I kinda am already. Like, I don't STALK him... I just watch him sleep sometimes!! Like, a few times a week~ That's normal, right???
And like, we're friends, so OR=F COURSE we talk to each other normally anyway ^^ And he LIKES talking to me!!!!! <3 So I think I stand a pretty good chance at being his gf I'm like his favourite girllllll
I could talk about him ALLLLLLLLL DAYYYYYYYYYYY
I THINK about him allllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyy
FIRSTLY, he's like, soooooooooo coooolllllll and stuff. like, everything he does is like, OMGA THATS SO EPIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AND SO HANDSOME AND STUFF AND STAPY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO YOU LOVE ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and ALSO he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. every times someones sad hes like "hey you good?" and then like idk, hes noiccececcehgjdhkjqehghdjwASG VDFDWKUY,Fvdbhj
but i wanna marry. him.
NUT HOW DO I CONFESS MY CRUSH1/.1/.1/1//1/.1././2./WZ/?!?????// !!?!?!??!?!??! like i rllly wanna but idk howowww ><
maybe he wont love me back :(
HOW COULD HE LOVE A SIMPLE GIRL NEXT DOOR>!??!?!??!??!? (/ref)
im just not the type hes looking forrrrrrrrrr ....
mabe... if i had other firends.... they could tell him for me!!!!!!
i GUESS maarkier couldddddddd... but hes like so innocent he wouldnt understand 😒
so that just leaves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(((((((((((((((((((((((
welel. see ya
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THE NEXT DAY
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OH MY FUDGING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAPT HQAS A GFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!V BUT GUESS WHATRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!??!?!??!?!??!??!?
IT S NOT MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it
is
LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
(yes i hate her sm as not to spell her name right)
liy... has RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
i was just fgoing to say hi to stapymy senpai~~~~~
butbut biut
THEN i SAW him
HOLDING HANDSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH KLIYYYYYYYY
in case you like didnt knwo, liy is like, my eternal arch nemesis ,,,, idrk why but she killed me or smth so I HATE HERRRRRRRRR >:(((((((((\
and seeing HER
with the LOVE OF MY LIFE
was the WORRRRRST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.....
and so....
i habv a PALN...
.................................................................to kill herrr >:)
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THE DAY AFTER THE NEXY DAY
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~third person pov~
The moonlight shone in the clearing, lighting everything to a silvery blue. Stapy and Liy lay side-by-side under a tree, gazing at the starry night sky, their hands touching each other's.
Stapy leaned into Liy. "I love you, you know," he said. "I - I was wrong to judge you on Foldy's behalf. I didn't know you, and... now that I do... I want to know you even more." He stared into Liy's eyes.
"I know," Liy replied. "You don't need to apologise. I don't care about Foldy, or whether she hates me or not. I only care about you." She leaned into him back. "I... love you too."
They had been together for quite a while now, and had been hiding it from Foldy. It was hard, but they managed to hide for a while. Eventually, though, they would have to tell the truth, and both of them were worried about how Foldy would react. Her best friend with her worst enemy? It was hard to know for sure what she would do about that.
But they didn't have to tell her. Because now, she already knew. And she was going to do something about it.
Stapy yawned. "I'm gonna go home now."
"I might stay awhile longer," Liy said. "The stars are really pretty."
"Okay then," Stapy smiled. "I'll see you tomorrow." Liy smiled back, before he hopped away.
Liy thought she was alone. But in truth, someone was stalking her... lurking behind... knife in hand. (or foot, i guess. foldy doesn't have arms lol)
Foldy scowled, ready to attack. However, something in her head was telling her not to... that Stapy would dislike her for that and it would be as bad killing her if she didn't.
But... what if... Stapy came to his senses? What if he realised that Foldy was right: that she was the one for him, not Liy.
What if they could live together... without guilt or anyone else in their way?
Clenching the knife, Foldy silently stepped forward. She held it to Liy's back, holding her breath as not to cause alarm and blow her cover. But Liy seemed distracted - distant, gazing longingly into the sky. Foldy assumed she was thinking of Stapy, only strengthening her rage even further.
She was not going to let anyone else love Stapy as much as she did.
And she definitely wasn't going to let Stapy love them back.
In that heartbeat, she stabbed. She stabbed Liy's back. Blood burst out, and Liy screamed in terror. Blood stained Foldy, even when she jumped back, leaving the knife in Liy's body. Liy bent forward, coughing loudly, as blood spilled rapidly from her. She seemed too in pain to notice Foldy, or to even think about what killed her. She continued bleeding and coughing until she eventually stopped, dropping dead on the floor.
Foldy watched all of it. A thrill rushed through her - a feeling both so terrible and so brilliant. At first she felt immediately guilty - this wasn't like her, was it...? Killing someone, even a love competitor... even Liy. But then... as she continued to see Liy's suffering... she smiled.
Liy deserved it. Foldy was right to kill her. And there was nothing stopping her from taking pride in her act.
This was for all she had ever dreamed of.
Foldy drew the knife from Liy's body. She was surprised at how easily she was able to pierce her shell, and how much blood came out.
(but guys, idk how this works i just felt extra gory)
A call in the distance, Foldy turned around to see Stapy hopping forward.
He had heard Liy's scream and was rather concerned as to what had happened. However, he was unable to move very quickly, and took as long to come back as he had to move away.
So imagine the shock when he saw Liy's lifeless body, stained with red, and Foldy behind her, holding a knife.
Foldy only looked at him and smiled.
"I would only do this for you, senpai~"