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1. Fuck the military!....Wait by RaymanClawitzer

   Fandoms: Futurama  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   11 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Zapp Brannigan/Reader
   • Zapp Brannigan
   • Original Character(s) - Character
   • Turanga Leela (Mentioned)
   • my AU that i created and i love so much
   • author hasnt watched Futurama in a long time
   • author almost only feels sensual atracttion so bear with it please
   • Toxic Boss
   • (he gets better i swear)
   • Misoginy
   • Machism
   • Transphobia
   • i do not use y/n
   • gender neutral reader
   • author is writing this in a old kindle so bear with them
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • self-hate
   • Homophobia
   • or "home of phobia" as Zapp would say
   • I hate myself for making that joke
   • Slow Burn
   • Evil Boss
   • author doesnt know abt military and such
   • i mean i know but at the same time i dont
   • Bilingual
   • spanglish
   • AFAB reader - Freeform
   • Transmasc reader
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Sexylexia

   Summary

   Self indulgent fic (like almost all my fics for now) abt me/you and Zapp Brannigan kissing passionately.

   I will not spoil the beggining or nothing cuz i think my idea is peak and i hope you read it.

   oh and plz correct me if i wrote something wrong english isnt my 1rst language.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,723

   Chapters:

   10/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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