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1. The Meating Place by Applysome for Joshus_Lobster

   Fandoms: Last Shadow Puppets, Arctic Monkeys  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Miles Kane/Alex Turner
   • Alternate Universe
   • Smut
   • A Bit of Fluff
   • Terrible jokes about meat
   • No Beta
   • Gratuitous descriptions of Miles Kane's hands

   Summary

   Alex is in desperate need of a turkey before Christmas dinner with his university friends.

   Miles offers up his meat.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Quick and (sometimes) Dirty

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,161

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   15

   Bookmarks:

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