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Beryl Baggins was not looking for an adventure, had no need of an adventure, and had no problem telling thirteen dwarves and that confusticating wizard what they could do with their offer of an adventure until they dropped a humdinger of a surprise on her.
This madness started as a oneshot to show precisely how a 'feisty female' would react to pesky home invaders. As you can see, it did not stay a oneshot. At all.
