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Severus Snape wakes up to a sultry Muggle song and finds himself the target of Lucius Malfoy’s lavish, unapologetically extravagant Christmas gestures. From magical sables to enchanted flying chariots, Lucius spares no expense—or subtlety—in fulfilling every line of the “Santa Baby” wishlist. Draco Malfoy provides crucial intel on Muggle traditions, Harry stops by mid-chaos to mock and panic, and Severus discovers that perhaps being spoiled isn’t the worst thing in the world. By the end, Draco is inspired—if Lucius can pull off a perfect, over-the-top gift for Severus, maybe he can do the same for his boyfriend Harry.