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  1. I Did Something Bad by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Feb 2026

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    After reading an article in Witch Weekly called: WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF LOVERS A WITCH HAS IN HER LIFETIME IS 2.5: Hermione Granger realizes that her number is higher than the national average, so she tries to find her past relationships to keep her number from climbing, using a little help from her friend, Harry Potter. The only problem? Feelings come into play for Harry while he helps her. Inspired by the movie "What's Your Number" starring Chris Evans and Anna Faris.

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