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1. Hey Mr Douchebag (Why's Your Ego So Massive?) by nxghtwxng_lvr69

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Flambae | Chad/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
   • Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Has Self-Esteem Issues
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Has Chronic Pain
   • Z-Team Knows Robert Robertson is Mecha Man
   • Flambae's Name is Chad (Dispatch)
   • Hurt Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad Being an Asshole (Dispatch)
   • robert and flambae switch
   • robert's ex is an asshole
   • trying out interesting team dynamics
   • Slow To Update
   • Teen Romance
   • pls critique
   • Implied Malevola x Sonar
   • Minor Coupé | Janelle/Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch)
   • Bad Parent Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man
   • I'm Bad At Tagging

   Summary

   God, it's almost like Flambae gets off to driving Robert up the wall. What would happen if Robert finally cracks under the stress and ices Flambae out? Would it be what he deserves, or would it drive a rift in the workplace dynamics they've had flowing for months?

   Or

   A combination of a sudden reappearance of Robert's ex, Flambae's incessant bitching, his chronic back pain, and the mantle of Mecha Man leering over him, fully breaks Robert, forcing him to go cold towards not only Flambae, but the rest of the Z-Team too.

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